You might want to skip this one if you don’t watch childrens programming for at least an hour each day, but…
Miffy is a bunny. Her best friend is a bear. Her neighbor friends are pigs. How can she have a dog as her pet? It just doesn’t seem fair to the poor dog. The same goes for Oswald. How can an octopus have a hot dog for a pet, and be friends with a flower? (As a side note, Sqiggy, from “Laverne and Shirley” does the voice of the penguin on “Oswald” and I find it very distracting).
Erin raised a good question the other day. On “Bob the Builder“, are Bob and Wendy an item? And what is the deal with the cat, Pilchard? Does he live with Bob? Does he live with Wendy? Do they have joint custody? What kind of name is Pilchard anyway? I looked it up and it means “Any of various small marine fishes related to the herrings, especially a commercially important edible species, Sardina pilchardus, of European waters“.
I won’t even get into my problems with “Oobi“. I think “Oobi” surpasses “The Teletubbies” for creepiness.