August 31, 2005 | Uncategorized
1. Amani Toomer’s Siblings
2. “We Are the Dinosaurs” Laurie Berkner
3. pregnant bellies
4. “twin bellies”
5. amani toomer’s parents (I’m not lying – really)
What do you think this says about me?
Archive for August, 2005
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How weird would it be if you were driving along and someone hit you, and you got out of your car and it was the King? (or I guess the President, if you’re from the U.S.)
Which is sluttier this or this or this? Probably the third one, but the second one has that added white trash element to it.
Also, reading this guys post and seeing on his profile that he is a pastor was disturbing. I hope the Pastor thing is a joke – the same way that my profile says I work in the maritime industry.
This beer chart has come in handy in my diet cheating.
Here’s an odd cause for a traffic jam.
Just in case you haven’t seen what happens when two super 1984 glam metal people reproduce, Comments from the Peanut Gallery posted it for you.
Lastly, Mark sent me this Open Letter to the Kansas School Board. Remember, there is more than one religion.
August 30, 2005 | Uncategorized
I just saw Claudia trying to feed her brother megablocks. What do you make of that?
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This weekend I had my fantasy football draft. I drove all the way to Lakeland for the fourth year in a row for this thing. A good league with a live draft and a guaranteed roster spot is like gold. I can’t find enough people in Tampa to start my own league and all the existing leagues are always full.
Let me get this out in the open. I had the fourth pick, and I’m not sure why I didn’t take Payton Manning.
So, because I am a glutton for punishment – and I know my guy friends are going to tear my picks apart, like they do every year, here is my team:
Michael Vick
Trent Green
Corey Dillon
Kevin Jones
Tatum Bell
Ronnie Brown
LaBrandon Toefield (because Fred Taylor gets hurt every year)
(Marvelous) Marvin Harrison
Andre Johnson
Mushin Muhammed
Amani Toomer
Tyrone Calico
Alge Crumpler
Randy McMichael
Mike Vanderjagt (can’t get enough of those Dungy kickers, and I spelled his name without looking)
Jeff Reed
New England (D)
Miami (D)
So, unlike the guy in my league that drafted fellow UCF alumnae, Daunte Culpepper, as the seventh overall selection, while Manning was still available, I feel pretty good about my team. (That guy also took Kurt Warner in the 4th round and Keenan McCardell in the 5th – I think he may have stopped watching football for the last two years).
p.s. Spell checking this post was a mistake. It took ten minutes. What do you mean LaBrandon is not a word?
