Because of the Dove Commercial fiasco and a very bad experience I had while being measured for a bra, which I won’t discuss here, I am going on a very serious diet.
My Dad lost 70 pounds on this diet, but I only want to lose 20. He did it through a hospital. I’m just getting all the diet food off of my Dad. He calls it a 500 calorie a day diet, but I did the math and if I follow what he says, I’ll be eating approximately 1,060 calories each day. According to my Mom (who got a degree in Foods and Nutrition, before becoming a Library Scientist) someone of my age and size should eat about 2,400 calories a day to maintain weight.
Why am I telling you all this? Motivation. If I tell the internet, and I fail, I will be very embarrassed.
Did I mention I have to lose the 20 pounds before September 17th? September 17th is the UCF v. USF football game. I graduated from UCF and Gabe graduated from USF and they are playing for the first time ever in September, and I refuse to be completely sober. Plus, the weekend after that we go to Orlando for the UCF v. Marshall game, and if I don’t drink there, everyone will think I am pregnant.
This gives me just under six weeks. So far I’ve been awake for just over two hours and I haven’t eaten anything. I didn’t even have one cheerio when I was giving The Squad breakfast. So far so good.