A Special Note to My Mom

My Mom likes to let The Squad run around naked. Whenever she does this, they pee on my floor. Like the time she let Claudia go without a diaper or pants on and I said “No, what if she pees on the floor?” and my Mom said “Girls don’t do that”. Seriously, as my Mom was saying it Claudia was soiling my carpet.

My parents are on vacation, but we took The Squad over there anyway, because they live really close and have a pool. We went swimming and I let Claudia walk from the lanai to the living room after I took off her swimming diaper (which I would never have allowed at anyone else’s house) and she urinated on her Grandmother’s white carpet thrice. It was awesome. I cleaned it up, but I still felt vindicated.

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  1. Okay, that’s hilarious.

  2. Speaking of Pee, Miles just peed more in the tub than I think he DRANK all day.
    I’m not sure where it came from, but it was quite disturbing……….

  3. Yes, I did deserve that. I still wonder what I was thinking when I put in white carpet just because you and your brother left home. White carpeting just begs to be peed on (and spilled on etc.)Believe me, I will make no more predictions about who will do what when their diapers are off!

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