I got this idea from The Wicked Truth, and I thought it was pretty funny. If you care to let me know what your pseudonyms are, you can e-mail me, or put them in the comments. Here goes.

1. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Ola, soy Cumin Tahiti.

2. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Please r.s.v.p. to Tiffer Causeway.

3. “FLY GIRL/BOY” ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): S Bra. Please, no one call me this.

4. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): 100 Calorie Pack Beer. No sir, I don’t like it.

5. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Heather Sunset. Not bad. You could do porn with a name like that.

6. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Rolos Cantrell. Okay, that just sounds like my lunatic name.

7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother’s maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in): Sabra Deman. I’d be like Mace, except on the dark side. Never underestimate the power of the dark side. Gabe taught me that.

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  1. Gabe says “The Accidental Tourist” came first. Chris Carter – we’re on to you.

    Gabe also says that The Causeway isn’t a city. Fine. You can call me Tiffer Tampa.

  2. #5 would be Brown Muth. That isn’t pretty.

  3. Beauby,

    That is disgusting. You kiss your mother with that mouth?

  4. You’re not going to believe it, but my Star Wars name is Mista Human.

  5. I couldn’t resist:
    1 Cumin Belize (Does sound exotic…if not a bit feminine for my taste. I think somebody could do porn with this name, too.)
    2 I refuse to give my silliest childhood nickname Ann Arbor
    3 T Kirk (I’ll take some extra letter liberties here.)
    4 Granola bar vodka tonic
    5 Joe m-186 (this may be a better star wars name for my robot side kick.)
    6 Jelly Belly Joplin…ding ding ding…we have a winner.
    7 TrKir HuTra. Could work, as long as I’m not a main character. Nobody is going to by a TrKir HuTra action figure, especially if the lord of the dark side is on the shelves.

  6. You guys are cracking me up.

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