Yesterday, my parents came by on their way home from vacation. They were having Squad withdrawl and couldn’t wait any longer.
The Squad was attacking their Grandmother and my Dad was making a phone call and I heard him telling the person on the other end “No, I’m at the babies’ house”.
My Dad also couldn’t open the bathroom door, because we bought those big white handles that go over the door knobs for childproofing.
The man has two masters degrees and he almost had to pee in our hall because of these.