I’m 93, you’re 16

One time, when I was at girl scout camp, I woke up in the middle of the night and when I turned on my flashlight I still couldn’t see anything.

I thought I had gone blind, but really the batteries on my flashlight were just dead.

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  1. I was there, and it was hilarious. We were sleeping on cots in one of those big, permanent tents that rest on wooden deck-type structures. You woke us up in an absolute panic, screaming: “I can’t see! I can’t see! I’m blind!”

    I remember trying to talk you down. “Tiffer, you’re not blind. Go back to sleep. Really, it’s just dark in here. Pull back the flap, you’ll see the light.”

    And you did. And you were relieved. And we all laughed. Then we went back to sleep.

  2. Hey – now I’m wondering. Was this post supposed to be an American Pie* spoof and I messed it up by elaborating?

    *This one time, when I was at band camp …

  3. I once woke up in the middle of the night, camping, and tried to turn on my iPod and the light came on, but no songs played.

    What do you think about that?

  4. Did you think you had gone deaf?

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