I think the Ice Cream Man is trying to sabotage my diet.
I’ve been walking two miles every day, and I’m pretty sure that the Ice Cream Man is taunting me.
I’m just walking, minding my own business and I can hear him coming, even if I have on the headphones – even if I’m listening to Slipknot really loud. I can hear that slightly-off, loud as hell, “Do your Ears Hang Low” tune.
I always wave to him, and he waves back, but inside I think he might be trying to trick me into eating a fudgesicle.