This morning I was down 8 1/2 pounds. So what did I do to celebrate? I ate a piece of fried chicken. I couldn’t help it. It was in the refrigerator, looking delicious. Now I have to go do some sit ups.
Randomness Part X
August 25, 2005
Maybe Ricky Williams was high when he left these papers behind. (sorry broken link) This website is kind of odd. (Thanks Banana Blogarama) Ian loves it when anyone shakes their head really fast, so I think he would really appreciate this link that Aaron sent me. I think lip synching is cheating and tacky – [...]
From My E-mails
August 24, 2005
These are honest to God excerpts from e-mail I’ve gotten from my real friends in the last week: I accidentally took a vicoden last night, I thought that it was my zantac. No, but there’s a suspicious stain on our carpet that looks like Jesus. I’ll sell that to you cheap. One time I found [...]
Stop me when I’m passing by
August 24, 2005
I think the Ice Cream Man is trying to sabotage my diet. I’ve been walking two miles every day, and I’m pretty sure that the Ice Cream Man is taunting me. I’m just walking, minding my own business and I can hear him coming, even if I have on the headphones – even if I’m [...]
True Story
August 23, 2005
When I was in 6th grade we had an anti-drug unit, where they tried to scare us out of using drugs. One of the things they did was have famous baseball players come tell us not to do drugs. Since I went to 6th grade in Tampa (and this was long before the Devil Rays) [...]
The boy figured out the TiVO
August 23, 2005
If you are at all familiar with Laurie Berkner, you may also be familiar with her videos that they show between shows on Noggin. Well, she had a song called “We Are the Dinosaurs”, and it is Ian’s favorite. The Squad will march along with the kids on the video, and Claudia will roar. We [...]
It’s Not Pretty
August 23, 2005
If Becky and Bridgette jumped off a bridge, I would too. So, since they are showing their big ass pregnant with twin bellies, I will show mine also. This picture was taken in my fourth or fifth week in the hospital. (click on the picture for extra scary bigness) I’m pretty sure this was Mother’s [...]
False Advertising
August 22, 2005
I read Chuck Palahniuk’s new nonfiction book called Stranger Than Fiction. He’s the same guy that wrote Fight Club and Choke. I have to say – no – Palahniuk’s fiction is stranger than truth. No contest.
One of the MANY reasons that I love TiVO
August 21, 2005
I don’t know if anybody else bothered watching the fourth quarter of the Bucs v Jaguars pre-season snoozer, but if you did you may have heard one of the crappy commentators while getting the offense and defense confused, refer to “the Jag off-defense”. See, this is why everyone should have TiVo. You may have also [...]
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