One week, 5 pounds. Not bad, except I lost four of the pounds in the first two days. Plus, this weekend, I ate some real food (but only beef and salad with no dressing) but I stayed under my caloric intake goal. I think it must have been the beer. I counted my 110 calories [...]

This just might be the best $40 we have ever spent. They have been playing with these chairs for a day and a half. I recommend them to anyone with a 15 month old. $19.99 at Target. I think there were also more gender neutral options, when when you have boy/girl twins blue and pink [...]

My Mom likes to let The Squad run around naked. Whenever she does this, they pee on my floor. Like the time she let Claudia go without a diaper or pants on and I said “No, what if she pees on the floor?” and my Mom said “Girls don’t do that”. Seriously, as my Mom [...]

Since my diet does not really allow for drinking, istead of spending the money on beer, we bought these. Claudia doesn’t look happy in this picture, but she really loves her chair. They are both pretty proud of themselves for being able to sit down and stand up… Repeatedly. They also like moving the chairs [...]

When I was very little I ate my locket. My Mom had to sift through my poop every day until it came out.

Yes, it will be my third post today, but when you don’t have to waste a bunch of time planning what to eat and cooking and standing in front of the fridge, plus you three cups of coffee, you can get a lot done. Besides posting prolifically, I’ve also: changed the sheets on the bed, [...]

On the poop front: On the average, I change about 4 to 5 poopy diapers in a day (my kids are the opposite of Leta). Generally, at least three of these are Ian – so when a diaper has the power to make me yell “Oh, My God!”, you know it’s really bad. Claudia just [...]

Last night I went to The Olive Garden with Becky and Bridgette. I used all the self-control I had and I did not eat or drink anything except water. I did put all of the fruit from both of their drinks into my water. So I had a glass of water with an orange slice, [...]

If you look on my sidebar you’ll notice I added a “NEOcounter”. I don’t really know what that means, but I saw it on other peoples blogs and thought I would try it for a while. Also, on my side bar, I have a technocrati thing (with the lovely horsehead picture). If you click on [...]

Look at this: I pity the dolls. Now that The Squad give hugs, they always want to hug me when I am changing the other one’s diaper. That is kind of messed up. Mark sent me this link to a web page called Breasts Not Bombs. If you have a problem with nudity, or unattractive [...]

I just told The Squad, “Whoever comes here to get their diaper changed first gets the birthright”.