Notes from the first game of the season

Last night was the opening night for the NFL. Here are some thoughts:

1) Way to go Belichick! You were dressed in an almost normal fashion.

2) It is a lot easier to hate Warren Sapp when he is wearing a Raiders uniform.

3) Hooray Corey Dillon! Even though the Raiders beat you down at the beginning of the game, you got two touchdowns after I went to sleep. Thank you for my 44 points in my money league.

4) Gabe and I have decided to call Norv Turner, Nerv Turdburglar for the rest of the season. It is much funnier.

5) Randy Moss is unbelievably talented and well paid receiver. Why is he always looking at the camera like he wants to steal my wallet?

6) What the hell was Ozzy doing in that Patriots helmet? When did Zakk get back together will Ozzy’s all-star band? Why was Ozzy singing over a track of Ozzy singing? Ozzy has very nice teeth and I wish we had the same dentist. Did the Oakland fans feel bad that Ozzy was wearing a New England jersey?

7) Al Michaels looked good last night, didn’t you guys think so?

8) If that Ozzy garbage was the finale, I’m really glad we missed most of the pregame extravaganza, because normally I like Ozzy and that was almost as bad as the Tommy Lee show.

9) I love football.

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  1. The pre-game thing was the worst spectacle of terribleness I’ve ever seen.

  2. I agree with your Warren Sapp comment.

    Nerv Turdburglar is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!!!

    I missed the Ozzy thing. I think that the New England business must have confused him, he though he was routing for his mother land… I thought Zakk had been back for a while. As horrible as Ozzy looks, he still has nice teeth?? I have to look. Usually I notice that, but I must have been distracted by the shaking.

    I’m confused, you LIKE Al Michaels?? Or he just looked good for him??

  3. It was nice to see football again, and hear John Madden. Too bad everything around the game, including the commercials, continues to worsen.

  4. I am cracking up. No, I’m not into Al Michaels, I just thought he looked much healthier this year.

  5. Here’s what I heard:

    Blah-blah-blah-blah-Tommy Lee-blah-blah-blah.

    I’m like that dog in the Far Side.

  6. I hate to say it, but the canine teeth are worse than the molars!

  7. I am an idiot, I posted that in the wrong place… Oh well, you know what I’m talking about (I think).

  8. I’m with Becky, except I heard:

    Blah-blah-blah-blah-Ozzy,Zakk Wylde!-blah-blah-blah.

  9. From Peter King’s Monday Morning QB on http://www.si.com:

    WHO I LIKE TONIGHT, AND I DON’T MEAN AL MICHAELS

    Just for you Sarah.

    XOXOXO

  10. This Al Michaels thing is going to be like that rumor where people said I beat up that Kappa Sig – Mike.

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