My friend, Mike, just sent us a list of bizarre holidays in September. (He got this from Bizarre News).
Today is Stay Away from Seattle day. It is also collect rocks day.
You have your orders.
Here is the rest of the list if you were wondering. (and nobody come over here on Sept. 20th)
September 1 is . . . . . Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day
September 3 is . . . . . Skyscraper Day
September 4 is . . . . . Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is . . . . . Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is . . . . . Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is . . . . . National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is . . . . . Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is . . . . Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is . . . . No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is . . . . National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate
September 13 is . . . . Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is . . . . National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is . . . . Felt Hat Day
September 16 is . . . . Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is . . . . National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is . . . . National Play-doh Day
September 19 is . . . . National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is . . . . National Punch Day
September 21 is . . . . World Gratitude Day and International Banana
September 22 is . . . . Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is . . . . Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is . . . . National Comic Book Day
September 26 is . . . . National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day
September 27 is . . . . Crush A Can Day
September 28 is . . . . Ask A Stupid Question Day
September 29 is . . . . Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is . . . . National Mud Pack Day
- I have a question about the 29th. I’ll ask it on the 28th.
- I read the holiday on September 6th as putting off a fight, the first time I read it. I’m guessing it means the other way.
- My Mom’s birthday also happens to be national beheading day. Won’t she be pleased?
- Dogs in politics day?
- …or is it the drinking kind of punch?
- And last, but not least, who is Emma Nutt?