Here are a few more excerpts from real e-mails from my real friends. These are not internet friends. These are people I actually know. Scary, huh?
I’m predicting a SF Bay area SuperBowl: 49ers vs. Raiders
My son just said, “Do you remember when Justin & I had an underwear band, & we weared underwear on our heads and rocked out.”
Happy b-day (deleted)….Maybe you can give (deleted for obvious reasons) a Dirty Sanchez in Orlando.
I heard the Yakuza whack anyone in Japan that visit your blog. I don’t know this to be true, but I’ve heard things…I’ve heard things…
As long as your body/number match. I mean, I really look stupid in a Moss jersey, no matter how slimming black it. It has to be Sapp or Gallery for me.
Your honorary title can be: Doctor ZaZa Feather, The Absurd
And seriously, the Jets ranked ahead of the Bucs? How does that work out? And the Dolphins behind the Broncos after ripping them TWO new a-holes. WTF?
Laaz Rockit shirt is making a comeback in fashion mags. Wear it with a nice Hugo Boss jacket..looks real good.