Archive for September, 2005
Tonight will be The Goon Squad’s inaugural trip to Chuck E. Cheese. We will be attending the 3rd birthday party of Louis (seen here reading the newspaper on the toilet).
I’m nervous for the following reasons:
1) Most of the party will be taking place after their bedtime – the Squad gets crazy when they are tired.
2) I don’t know how The Squad will handle older children. I’m afraid that Claudia will pick a random eight year old girl and follow her around. Ian worships Louis, so that should take care of him.
3) The food at Chuck E. Cheese.
4) Remember when that one guy got tasered? (Note to self: Beware of the salad bar. Keep receipt).
I’m excited for the following reasons:
1) We get to leave the house, and we’re not going to the grocery store.
2) I really want to play with the gift we bought.
I’ll let you know how it went.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:01 am |
Roger got me thinking about this Japan thing again. Maybe the Japanese don’t hate me after all.
I think this stupid thing (see my sidebar only goes up to 40 countries! It’s been 40 countries for weeks now. I don’t pay for it, so you can be assured that I have the crap version of it.
I feel so much better. But just to be sure, if you are from Japan, please let me know.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
12:29 pm |
I got a job (just a one time thing) writing sports trivia. I know a lot about the NFL and I’m learning a lot about NCAA football and basketball. I’m just looking everything else up.
When the guy first hired me, I thought – 200 questions, no problem. Then it got harder and I had only written about 60 questions. Now, five days later (and with help from friends), I have finally finished.
They are paying me good money, however, we took in one of our cars today, and it looks like it is going to cost us over four times what the trivia guy is going to pay me. Ouch.
I think Little Miss Pissy Pants said it best when she said “fuckingbastardgarageman”.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
11:12 am |
Hey, check me out. My counter just reached 5000.
I’m thinking of doing Google Ads. My friend says she’s made .10 already. With an income like that I could afford an ipod in only 4000 days. Sweet. It will be like having a really low paying job.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
3:22 pm |
When did the plural of fish become fishes? What happened? I have a college degree, and contrary to popular belief, my school was accredited. Seriously, didn’t more than one fish used to be fish? Like “Hey, look over there at all those fish”.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
9:31 am |
