Tammy and Ritch and their kids came to Tampa this weekend for the USF/UCF fiasco (which I will address later). They brought The Goon Squad a bunch of clothes and books that the boys have outgrown. One of the books is called Once Upon a Potty, by Alona Frankel. It is the “boy” version of [...]

My friend, Melissa, works with a lady from Lithuania who told her “Your ass is fifty percent of your previous ass”.

1. bizarre holidays 2. twins belly picture 3. briantology 4. “barbara bush” (actually a technorati search) 5. sonogram photos 2005 august 31

When The Goon Sqaud was napping earlier, my Mom and I were looking through my atlas. We had just gone to see The Constant Gardener the other day, and we were trying to figure out where in Africa the movie took place. Anyway, I came back here to look it up. As I was looking [...]

My friend, Mike, just sent us a list of bizarre holidays in September. (He got this from Bizarre News). Today is Stay Away from Seattle day. It is also collect rocks day. You have your orders. Here is the rest of the list if you were wondering. (and nobody come over here on Sept. 20th) [...]

It’s not gory, but it’s still disturbing. Awful Plastic Surgery is a good site to visit if you are feeling bad about yourself. It could be worse, you could have paid good money to look bad. Read Brian Damage, he cracks me up. This is what I’d dress the squad as for Halloween… if I [...]

How many poopy diapers have I changed today? Three for the girl and five for the boy. It is 3:06 pm here. I have also changed several diapers that did not have poop. This could get ugly.

Peru has been here. Iran has been here. F’ing Bosnia and Herzegovina have been here. Still no Japan. Why is this bothering me? I have no idea.

If the following did not exist, it would be much easier for me to stay thin: 1) beer 2) cheese 3) bacon 4) brownies 5) bagels 6) french fries 7) wheat thins Cheetohs 9) wine 10) pasta (the diet is actually going well, I just think about food a lot)

When I was a freshman in college, I had a crush on Igor from Sepultura. For some reason, my friend Ritch thought that was hilarious.

Here is the downside to dieting (beyond the obvious): I’m a little bit loopy. Today, as I was backing out of the driveway to go to the grocery store with The Squad and my Mom, I hit my Mom’s car. Everything is fine. Nothing happened to either car, but it scared the crap out of [...]