Archive for October, 2005
Hilarity! You guys may already know about Gizoogle, but I didn’t until today (even though I’ve seen it on Jamwall’s site, I never clicked on it). Today I saw it on Stranded in Suburbia.
Here is what happened when I Gizoogled my blog.
An excerpt:
Gabe was bustin’ his parents ta tha airport on Sunday even’n, n I was mak’n gangsta fo` The Goon Squad in tha dogg pound. I was pretty sure that Claudia was in tha liv’n rizzle poop’n, but I didn’t thizzay mizzle of it coz she does T-H-to-tha-izzat every day . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.
Here is PIRATE MONKEY ZOMBIES Gizoogled.
Here is The Wicked Truth. I like this one because in the link to Sarah and the Goon Squad it says “Sarah is a talented rappa who makes me laugh n often has bootylicious links.”
Gizoogle yourself.
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2:40 pm |
Lately, Ian has been saying something that sounds like “ng”. It’s a really strange sound. He says it and points at the TV. I didn’t know what he was trying to say. I thought maybe he was working on saying “again” better, but it didn’t make sense in context. Gabe couldn’t figure it out, my Mom couldn’t figure it out and Melissa didn’t know either.
Today I solved the mystery. He was saying “Van Gogh”.
As in, Baby Van Gogh, the Baby Einstein DVD. This is the Einstein DVD about art, and it stars Vincent Van Goat. Vincent Van Goat has always cracked me up, but that is another story.
I’m just trying to get my head around the fact that my 17 month old son is saying Van Gogh.
Even if it just sounds like “ng”.
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11:26 am |
Watching the Bucs game yesterday was like watching a video of yourself getting a paper cut in slow motion. You already knew what was going to happen, but it hurt anyway and it took forever.
The Bucs lost to San Francisco. Make that San Francisco’s fourth string quarterback. Ugly. This game was supposed to be a sure win. The 49ers have sucked all year. Make that for two years, at least.
Oh, Buccaneers, why oh why do you lose to the crappy teams?
To exacerbate the agony, I think the guys that announced the game were called up from the football announcer’s practice squad. At one point someone announced that Chris Simms was knocked down by Ellis Wyms. This would have been an amazing feat, since Ellis Wyms plays for the Bucs defense and was sitting on the sidelines at the time of the incident. They also pronounced player names wrong. They also seemed to be rooting for the 49ers.
I will look on the bright side. This picture makes me laugh.
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8:40 am |
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7:51 am |
Okay, I admit this isn’t actually me. Frighteningly enough, this is a very good friend of mine who goes by the interweb alias of The Kaiser. I got this picture off of his wife’s blog. Keep an eye out for The Kaiser, he will show up in a future past Halloween picture as a lady.
If you understood that last sentence, you must know him too.
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8:52 am |
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12:41 pm |
It is nap time here (yes, they were up before 6:00 again this morning). At nap time I usually announce “It’s nap time. Everybody get your bear and your pacifier and let’s go”.
Here is what happened this morning. Ian grabbed his bear and ran away from his room. Claudia collected 1) her pacifier, 2) her bear 3) an Elmo 3) her baby doll and 4) another Elmo and then she wanted me to pick her up. I assure you, it is almost impossible to carry a 17 month old carrying two Tickle Me Elmos a doll and a bear. I carried both Elmos and put all her accoutrements in the crib with Claudia and she laid down and I think she is managing to hug them all.
Then I chased Ian down, while he roared at me (like a lion) and put him in his bed.
When Claudia wakes up, she will want to get out of bed with every single piece of crap that she went to bed with. It is as if she has her own little entourage.
When Ian wakes up, he will want to know where the remote for the TV is.
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7:52 am |
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2:35 pm |
When I came in here to check my e-mail this morning, this book was on top of our scanner.
Yesterday I posted a link to a book called “How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men“. Gabe came home stunned.
“How could you have posted that link without mentioning “The Blackman’s Guide”?
Somehow, I had forgotten that we had this book. I can’t imagine how I forgot. Neither Gabe, nor I are a black man. You would have to ask him why we even have this book, but I think it may have something to do with our friend, Mark.
So, anyway, if you have any racially specific dating needs, I have somehow become the resource. Feel free to contact me (or Gabe, or Frank who sent me the link about the Asian man’s guide) with any questions that you might have.
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8:27 am |
1. sarah had to poop picture
Okay, who searched this one? It had to be one of you guys. This is too disturbing to be real.
2. squad circus
Ah, yes. You’ve come to the right place for that.
3. depiction of Odin
4. game goon
If you are searching for “game goon”, what are you really looking for?
5. I peed in my pants so badly everyone saw it
Who searches for this, and how did it get them here? I am so confused.
6. corey feldman mugshot
7. Sarah and the old testament and pictures
8. “pictures of Hands”
Now I’m just trying to be like Alison. I wonder if they got here from her comment that she gets hits all the time from people searching for pictures of hands.
9. “rick moranis” “country album”
10. bukkake
Of course. Of course. The VERY FIRST DAY I posted this. I guess I should be expecting more of these.
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7:46 am |
