I think other people’s parents might be more normal than mine.

I just got off the phone with my Dad.

He said “Tell Claudia to bite Grandma”. So , I put Claudia on the phone. She listened for a while and made some sort of response. I took the phone back and said to my Dad. “What did you say to her?” He said “I told her to bite Grandma”. I said, “Okay, you’d better talk to Ian”.

So I held the phone up to Ian’s ear until he signed “all done”. I got back on the phone and said, “What did you tell him?”. My Dad said “I told him to bite his Grandmother”.

The whole time, my Mom is sitting at the table with us. I told her what he said and she was not at all surprised. She said “At breakfast this morning he said he hoped Claudia bit me today. He says that all the time”.

Um, okay.

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  1. MIGHT BE?

  2. Ah, yes. Beau knows my family well.

  3. You have such a good sense of humor. I do not. I would have lectured my father forever on why he should never say anything like that to my kid. And then make him tell my kids its really not ok to bite, biting is bad, etc. etc. I wish I could be more like you!

  4. My parents got really upset when I started teaching my kid at five years old how to say “fuck” properly.


  5. So, in effect he’s saying “Bite me” but in a nice way?

  6. heh~

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