Football Sunday

It is before 8:00 am on a Sunday morning, and I am the only one awake in the house. Mind you, The Squad is already down for their first nap.

I was just setting up all of my fantasy teams for today when I realized an undeniable truth. If the Bucs do well, my fantasy teams suffer. Every year this is true. The year Tampa Bay won the Super Bowl, I ended up owing $36 at the end of the season. Last year, I got a check for $96. See? Is this true for everybody?

UCF is 2 – 2 after beating La-Lafayette last night (which we could not get on satellite here), USF covered the spread against Miami and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are 3 – 0 and playing Detroit today. AND Gabe broke his 29 year holdout on wearing flip flops yesterday. Everybody be on the look out for other signs of the coming apocalypse.

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  1. As a flip-flop wearer and a person who maintains an almost freakish devotion to his flip-flops, let me say this to Gabe:

    “One of us! One of us!”

    Oh, and yes, the planets are indeed aligned to favor a coming apocalypse.

  2. I’m with MH. ONE OF US!Now what are the odds of adding socks? We got the Kaiser converse flip flops so he could feel more punk about the whole thing.

  3. Wait a minute.
    Gabe put on Flip Flops and you didn’t call me so that I could put up the storm shutters?
    What the hell is WRONG with you woman?

  4. do you think the post-apocalyptic period will have good flip-flop/sandal weather?? because if i’m gonna be in somekind of battle between good and evil, i’ll wanna be comfy.

  5. I would suggest, Jam, that you go out to Walgreen’s right away and buy a pair of their white tube socks. I don’t know what they’re made of, but even the flames of hell couldn’t permeate those suckers. Slip those on, don your flip-flops, and you’ll be stylin’ to fight the good fight against Satan’s evil minions.

  6. how ’bout those dr. scholl’s gel insoles? are those good for flip flops? i can imagine those tub socks with the insoles would get me “gelin’ like magelin” while defeating the evil pat robertsons.

  7. I’m amazed with Gabe. On the one hand, I’m tempted to call him a traitor to military footwear all over the world, on the other, I want to give him the number for the nearest Birkenstock dealer. What is it he says…damn hippie?

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