This weekend we were at the beach with my niece, brother and my parents. Zoe is 4 1/2 and as I was putting sunscreen on her, she stopped to tell me a story I had heard before. I thought it was funny and gross both times. Zoe said:
I want to tell you a story about my Daddy. One time when I was a baby my Daddy was changing my diaper and he got some poopy on his pants and he thought it was bean dip and he licked it. Eewwwwww!
I concur, eewwww.
Her story is actually very close to the version I heard from Mike, except he told me that he didn’t notice the “bean dip” until he got to a party and I’m pretty sure he didn’t use the word “poopy”.