Gabe was taking his parents to the airport on Sunday evening, and I was making dinner for The Goon Squad. I was pretty sure that Claudia was in the living room pooping, but I didn’t think much of it because she does that every day.
After the food was ready, I went to the living room to collect The Squad and change everyone’s diapers before dinner. It smelled like poop a lot in there. Claudia was roaming around in her little jumper making her normal little girl noises when I saw it.
Her diaper with poop in it was on the living room floor.
Because she was wearing a dress, I didn’t notice that she was walking around with no pants on. She had somehow removed her own poopy diaper. And no one had wiped her up.
Needless to say, grossness followed.
Do other parents have this many stories about poop? Or is it just my kids?