Sarah and the Goon Squad
That's right. You heard me.
I just said “No, Ian! Do not put that shoe on your penis!”
Now, that’s a classic case of inhibiting your child’s initiative! Who knows? Maybe Ian would have grown up one day to invent the Penis Shoe, and you’ve just deprived the world of that innovation!
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I usually post this notification on the most recent post, but this one had me laughing out loud.
Um, okay and okay.
Hey! I wanna be Neighbor of the Month!
Oh dear…Where do you think he learned that? Kid TV must have gone down the toilet since Mr. Rogers died.
Well, now the Senate confirmations may be a bit rough for him when he is nominated for the Supreme Court.
Years from now they’ll dig this up and ask him, “Mr. Squad, did you or did you not put a shoe on your penis?!”
See, I leave blogger and now there’s no way I can be neighbor of the month!
Yeah, sorry, to be a neighbor, you have to live on the same street.
I spend an inordinate amount of time giving instructions on what NOT to do to one’s penis……
Seriously, it’s amazing they make it to adulthood still attached.
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I live in the Washington DC Metro Area with my husband, six year old boy/girl twins (aka The Goon Squad) and two loud cats. Read More…
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