I’ll be the one watching the football game (after the bye week) through my splayed fingers. Oh, Dear God. Chris Simms is the Bucs starting quarterback. I hope the next six games surprise me as much as the first six did. I will not be holding my breath. That being said, I still truly believe [...]
The nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long, long time.
October 17, 2005
If I were Dooce this would be called “How to Charm Me”. “Oh, Sarah, she is so beautiful! She looks just like you”.
Zoe’s story
October 17, 2005
This weekend we were at the beach with my niece, brother and my parents. Zoe is 4 1/2 and as I was putting sunscreen on her, she stopped to tell me a story I had heard before. I thought it was funny and gross both times. Zoe said: I want to tell you a story [...]
What happens to breeders
October 14, 2005
I told you the other day that I got laid off from my job two days before I found out I was pregnant with The Goon Squad. I also live in Florida. What these two things add up to is the fact that I have been wearing the same pair of Birkenstocks every day for [...]
Because I am not at all original
October 13, 2005
Everyone seems to be into Half-Naked (or nekkid, if you are Memphis Steve) Thursdays lately. Here is one for you.
Randomness Part XVII
October 13, 2005
I stole this picture (the stop sign) from Little Miss Pissy Pants. She and I are both easily amused. Butt is it art?’ Okay, Hernesto G. I am offended and laughing at the same time. (Don’t try to open up this one at work, and scroll down, there is some disturbing stuff in here). I [...]
I should have taken a picture.
October 12, 2005
I know I asked everybody to stop talking about snakes, but… My Mom and I were taking The Squad out today and when we walked out the front door there were two snakes in the bushes. One on either side when you walk up to our door. I knew the one on the left was [...]
How Fortuitous
October 12, 2005
Ian barfed something dark brown on the living room floor about 12 minutes before the carpet cleaning guys showed up. I guess that is sort of lucky.
This just goes to prove my theory.
October 12, 2005
This weekend proved my theory regarding fantasy football and the team you root for. Up until this weekend the Bucs were 4 – 0. My fantasy team (the one for money) was 0 -4. Today the Bucs are 4 – 1, my money team (Disco Volante) is 1 – 4. Coincidence? I think not.
and a belly picture
October 12, 2005
Although I haven’t really been dieting lately, I got on the scale this morning, and I am only seven pounds away from my goal weight. How exciting is that? Sadly, no matter how thin I get, I will most likely never wear a bikini again without plastic surgery. A side effect of making two babies [...]
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