I’m just busy. I’ll try to fill you in tomorrow. I’ll leave you with this – my eighth grade picture. This is the one Gabe calls “Ferris Bueller’s sister”. My earrings look good.

This is what the Squad has been up to lately. They think that this is a great game. All you have to do is put a large piece of tupperware on your head, run around and yell a lot. I don’t get it, but they think it is fun. I will be gone tomorrow and [...]

My Mom said “This is my daughter, the one with the twins.” The carpet cleaning guy said “Are they boys or girls?” I said “One of each.” The carpet cleaning guy said “And you still call them twins, huh?” I said “Well, they came out at the same time”. I realize I could have made [...]

I’m going to wake up in the morning and tell you guys that I had a dream that CBS Sportsline had UCF ranked as #25 on their poll. After the euphoria of the Bucs beating the Redskins by one point in the last minute of the game on Sunday, I wrote an Open Letter to [...]

I just regained my sense of smell. Something in my refrigerator smells terrible. I’m scared to look.

Remember how I told you that Ian could open the baby gates at my house? I think he may have forgotten. I know I shouldn’t say this out loud. This will be the cosmic catalyst reminding him of his escape route, but I had to tell somebody.

I rarely think about it, but I think I’ve been taking my sense of smell for granted. Sense of smell is very important in parenting. I realized this fact this week. My whole family has been sick, and I truly can’t smell anything. The upside to this is I can’t taste anything either, so I’ve [...]

I was cleaning out my closet today and I found this picture of Melissa from when we lived together: As you can see, we used to have a lot more free time. If you look very carefully, you can see bottle caps stuck to the ceiling. When we moved out of that apartment, there were [...]

Promapalooza was fun, and a very welcome distraction from my real life. The whole family has been sick all week . I took The Goon Squad to the doctor yesterday, and it turns out that their colds somehow turned into ear infections. Fun! Today is the first day I have been able to breathe without [...]