It’s kind of like that one part in E.T. Except everyone is wearing a hat.
PROMAPALOOZA
November 8, 2005
Welcome to Promapalooza. My dates faces have been obscured to protect the innocent. I like to call this one “Same Hair – Prom 1989″: “Sarah’s Prom 1991″: Bridgette’s computer is down today. So here is Bridgette’s Prom. You should know that Bridgette and her date broke up one week before this picture was taken. Here [...]
More search words that brought people here
November 6, 2005
1. swim diaper and diaper photos and picture Okay, this one came up twice. I will assume that it is the same pervert both times. 2. picture of blackman pirate 3. PICTURE SHE TAKING A POOP (sic.) A pervert with grammatical issues? I think I have fecopheliacs coming to my site. 4. miss nude jumper [...]
And my parents thought a degree in music would be a waste.
November 4, 2005
I am a classically trained singer. I minored in vocal performance. My kids are just as likely to hear a Mozart aria as they are to hear “The Wheels on the Bus”. So why did I just catch myself singing 99 Problems to my son?
“Lullaby”
November 4, 2005
I know last month I went off about how great the book Fight Club was and how Chuck Palahniuk (which I am incapable of spelling without looking up, and I still can’t pronounce it) was wonderful and all that, but I just finished Lullaby. I would tell you what it was about, but then I [...]
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
November 3, 2005
I was checking my e-mail about an hour ago and Ian walked into my computer room. Sick or not, Ian has figured out how to open our child gates. It is one of those with the foot pedal that is hard to press down. He has understood how they work for a while now, he [...]
Like old times?
November 3, 2005
When Ian was a baby, he had really bad reflux. I mean really bad reflux. I used to wash eight of his outfits for every one of Claudia’s I put in the laundry. These are real numbers. I used to count them. I would say for the first six months of his life, Ian threw [...]
Beware of the Promapalooza
November 2, 2005
Next Tuesday Erin, Alison, Becky, Bridgette and I will be hosting the first ever Promapalooza. We will all be posting old prom (or any formal, really) pictures. There will be voting for best hair and best dress (all sarcasm, I assure you). Anyone can participate. Just let one of us know and be ready and [...]
Randomness Part XX
November 2, 2005
Ew. Here is a Half Nekkid Thursday picture from Steve. Steve has all the best pictures. According to the germitriculator, my post about Ian saying “bukkake” is 1% evil, 99% good. Phew, I feel much better about bringing it up over and over again. If I’m not mistaken, Yoda just served me. (just like that). [...]
If anybody cares
November 1, 2005
I was going through a big box a photos this weekend looking for Halloween pictures, and I found some funny stuff. This is how long I have know Alison. This is also one of the least embarrassing pictures that I found of us. I also found some pictures of when I was much more rock [...]
Does anyone know a good attorney?
November 1, 2005
Halloween went pretty well, except for when my kids tried to steal a car. Fortunately, it was their Grandmother’s car and she didn’t press any charges. Really, The Goon Squad did a great job holding up. My kids have a tendency to go to bed really early. Since the time change was two days ago, [...]
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