1) We’re not actually potty training yet. We’re just getting The Squad used to the potties. Sometimes, when I go into the bathroom, they come in and sit and we talk about pooping and peeing.
I am still terrified to try this with their pants off.
2) This is my actual bathroom. Nice tile, huh? Can anyone guess when my house was built? My Aunt was here yesterday and she said that she has the same tile in her house and it turns out that both of our houses were built in the exact same year.
3) Because today I had to say “No. We do not take the potties out of the bathroom”.
4) Sometimes I still cannot believe that I had twins.
(ps – words in this post that spell check didn’t like: potties, potty, pooping, peeing. I think spell check has some sort of coprophobia.)