First of all, I’m pretty sure Captain Feathersword likes boys, but beyond that it got me thinking about characters in childrens programming. Is there anybody I would like if I was single? Is there someone I would leave Gabe for? The pickings are slim: Bob from Sesame Street? That creepy guy Sportacus from LazyTown? Steve from Blue’s Clues? Or would you go animated? Jimmy Neutron? A Koala Brother? Or do you go for they the blue collar claymation type like Bob the Builder?
I couldn’t come up with anybody. But I’m throwing it back to you guys. Anyone?