I’m not surprised to see this. I think it is a direct result of the consumption of light beer. I have never even seen my dad so much as look at light beer, and I don’t recall ever smearing food on my face. Actually, I believe I have been eating cleanly with a knife and fork since I was 2. Before that I used a spoon. At least that’s how I remember, so it must be true. I hope these facts will convince you to abandon light beer for good. To help your kids’ table manners, I recommend daily exposure to Biz Markie’s “Toilet Stool Rap”. As you can see I have thought a lot about what I can do to be a good parent one day.
I’m scraping every available piece of currency in my purse, couch, and savings account to offer you cash for the purchase of that PRECIOUS PIECE OF HEAVEN. Lucky, lucky girl. He looks delish.
That cream cheese looks suspiciously like it started out on a bagel.
Love the mew haircut, btw.
I believe it was, at one point, on a bagel.
I’m not surprised to see this. I think it is a direct result of the consumption of light beer. I have never even seen my dad so much as look at light beer, and I don’t recall ever smearing food on my face. Actually, I believe I have been eating cleanly with a knife and fork since I was 2. Before that I used a spoon. At least that’s how I remember, so it must be true. I hope these facts will convince you to abandon light beer for good. To help your kids’ table manners, I recommend daily exposure to Biz Markie’s “Toilet Stool Rap”. As you can see I have thought a lot about what I can do to be a good parent one day.
Messy Messy child!
That is one gorgeous kid!
did he get a haircut?
Yes, Gabe and Ian went and got haircuts together on Sunday.
Claudia and I stayed home and talked about bras and periods.
Was it on a bagel? That kid’s going to turn out to be a New Yorker. I just know it!
I’m scraping every available piece of currency in my purse, couch, and savings account to offer you cash for the purchase of that PRECIOUS PIECE OF HEAVEN. Lucky, lucky girl. He looks delish.
Cream Cheese is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
Or is that beer? I forget. Both are good.
I’m pretty sure that is beer.
But I would buy the cream cheese bit too.