I was offline for a couple of days. While I was away I got some fascinating hits on my blog. People searched the following and ended up here:
- gatorade hurts teeth
- “laurie berkner” breasts
- justin frankel my wookie
- is jeff from wiggles gay?
- sportacus from lazytown is hot
- my friends mom caught nude
- “the baby pooped”
- sarah is a stupid head
There was also one about “Bob the Builder snowed under”.
Also, as promised. Here is a picture of me with Lumpyhead’s Mom.
It’s not a great picture, but the bartender took it, and he did manage to include both the statue AND the drink cart, so that has to be worth something. I did consider wearing a fake moustache, but it was a pretty nice place, and I didn’t want to cause a scene. Maybe next time.