For those of you who know me in real life Here is an update of cool stuff that is happening to my to my real life friends. If you don’t know me – and you don’t care about my friends read no further. Just skip to the post below about vomit. Not much of a [...]

I hated the part where I got The Squad out of the bathtub, then I got Claudia lotioned and diapered and pajamed. Then I got Ian lotioned. Then he barfed all over the hall. A lot. Then I tried to clean up the vomit, but he kept puking and Claudia was trying to sit on [...]

Isn’t all that Thursday Thirteen nonsense just a way to get on 800 blogrolls quicky?

I just spent 15 minutes looking for Ian’s baby’s hat. The Goon Squad each has a baby doll (yes, our boy has a doll. I have no problem with that). They are kind of like these, but last years model. Anyway, they got them for their birthday last year, and the babies are twins too, [...]

If anyone was wondering why I haven’t posted anything about The Goon Squad lately, it is because they are sick and belligerent. It is one of those cases where “If you don’t have anything nice to say…” Ian’s cold turned into an ear infection, and Claudia is just sick and pissed off about it. In [...]

Guess where I am going to be on Friday night. Clearly, this is not one of my brackets or you would hear much more bragging. Mine look more like this: Here is my Blog Daddies DC bracket: And here is my Wine Pool DC bracket: Notice how the Wine Pool bracket looks like I already [...]

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar, you’re gonna go far. Click here to check out cigars. Gabe really likes the Acid’s and the Macanudos, but these guys have everything.

I don’t know where The Kaiser found this picture, but I agree. The Cowboys deserve whatever they get. I don’t know who is the least trustworthy character in the bunch: Jones, Parcells, or Owens? It is a sad day for Dallas fans. Isn’t T.O. the one who danced on the star? How do you reconcile [...]

Frustration is: 1) Having sick twins. Friday night none of us slept. Claudia kept us up all night on Saturday night and Ian was up until 4:00am last night. I think this cold might have gone into their ears. Have I mentioned we hadn’t picked a pediatrician here yet? We are going to see a [...]

We’re all sick. I lost my voice this morning and both of my kids are passed out on the living room floor. I’m just hoping I don’t end up with a good puking story for tomorrow. I realize that only about three of you are going to get my joke. But that is good enough [...]