Add this to the list of things I never thought I would say.

“Ian, are you filing? Stop filing!”

Small World

Blogging seems to make the world smaller. Being a blogger and a twin parent makes it even smaller. 1) I was just clicking on some of Becky’s new twin links and I ran across this post about boy/girl twins. I realized that even though these pictures don’t link to anything, I can tell you eight [...]

I’m just thrilled to have the opportunity to bring up his “Chess Room”.

Apparently LaVar Arrington gave up about $4 million to buy out his contract with the Redskins. I’m thinking he should have taken the money and gone to a nice hair salon somewhere, or maybe he could have bought something nice to go in his chess room. At least it helps Washington with their salary cap [...]

Claudia’s Baby is a bad influence on the Elmos.

A Haiku For “Little Einsteins”

On “Little Einsteins” The blonde kid always sings flat Her voice teacher blows

I say it is some sort of flashback.

Gabe wants to know if anybody else remembers a short-lived sitcom where Snow White and Prince Charming lived in the Los Angeles suburbs. He says that The Wicked Queen was the mother-in-law character and they all lived with three midgets. (note: if nobody else remembers it he wants to pitch it to the network. He [...]

A Picture From Ian’s GWAR Audition

I’m starting to think that they might be avoiding me.

When I was pregnant with The Goon Squad I was pretty apprehensive about having twins. I didn’t have any friends with multiples and I had no idea what I was getting into. I decided to join a club for Mothers of Multiples. I went to my first meeting when I was about five months along. [...]

Just Sayin’

Randomness Part 28

If you like bad words and Star Wars you will love this link that I found on The Triumverant of Bland. (It would help if you had all day too. It’s long.) Frank pointed out that the hippo from Madagascar is in a heavy Metal Band. Nobody is paying me to say this, but ever [...]

To ad or not to ad, that is the question.

Are any of you guys making money off of your google ads or adsense or any of those? Is it worth it? Can we set up some sort of conspiracy where we all click on each others ads once a day? Do you guys already do that? Should I just keep my site clean(ish)? Any [...]

Fine. But who the hell is minute Bob?

I could easily be the only person who thinks this is funny, but this one had me laughing loud enough to make The Goon Squad look away from Elmo to see what the hell was wrong with me. I just got a hit on my blog searching for ‘manute bol’s wife’. Okay. That is funny. [...]