You may have seen this on Becky or Bridgette’s blog already…
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It isn’t deja vu. We just had a birthday party for the six of them yesterday. It was chaos, but fun. Here come the “terrible twos”.
This is why people with twins shouldn’t try to be friends with other people that have twins.
We’re going to a birthday party this afternoon. Four of the attendees actually turn two today. Mine turn two in two weeks. Hopefully I will have some pictures for you tomorrow, but with this many two year olds, you never know what is going to happen.
Wish us luck.
It isn’t Sagan or anything, but I hear Amy Tan books are pretty good.
Claudia and I are both up for any reading suggestions you may have.
Lately, when I read “Brown Bear” every time I say “Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?” or “Red Bird, Red Bird what do you see?” Claudia will say “What do you see, Mommy?”
It is very cute, but it sure does take a long time to get to the end.
Dear Everybody,
For the love of God, can everyone please stop giving Ian juice?
My kids drink water and milk. If your kids drink juice I am 100% okay with that. My son, however, has issues with fruit. He will eat grapes until his stomach explodes. I have good information that leads me to believe he ate a bazillion grapes last night and then drank two glasses of orange/pineapple juice this morning (his Grandmother told me).
It’s not even that I care if he drinks some juice. It is just that well, too much fruit does terrible things to Ian’s digestive system. I know. I change his diapers.
In short, if you are still compelled to give the boy juice, or if you cannot accept the fact that he already eats too much fruit, please buy some Balmex for him because now he really needs it. Oh, and more diapers. Please bring more diapers.
Yours truly,
Sarah
You guessed it. Somebody searched “Baby Einstein van goat devil” and ended up here.
I don’t think this guy looks like Satan, do you? He’s not very scary. Vincent is a good guy that loves to paint.
THIS is scary.
(and only slightly unrelated)
Oh Google Image Search, how I love thee.
I’m sorry to be so football-centric today, but I just read that Brett Favre has decided to play another year. It makes me sad. Brett Favre is going to end up like Joey. Sad. Just sad. Does he really think he is going to win another Super Bowl? Does he hate Aaron Rodgers? Does he want to lose the use of his thumb permanently? Gambling debt? Anyone?
Ricky Williams has been suspended for a full year. So, let’s see - he will have missed two full season and a hand full of games, and the he will turn 30.
I think Ricky will have to turn to stronger drugs than just regular old pot to kill the pain when he realizes that he wasted his career and didn’t finish his college degree.
(ps - Happy Birthday Tammy)
According to the Deathclock I am going to die on Wednesday, February 28, 2052. Thanks Britt?
PMZ and WT are done for now. I will miss them (and Mister Hand and Meatbag and Jamwall). Kemp and I are working on something new that will be about sports. We’ve got some other cool people on board so far. I’ll let you guys know more when we figure out the details.
I was thinking of doing a FAQ post (because it is trendy, and you know I’d jump off a bridge if Cynical Dad and Metro Dad did too), but nobody ever asks me questions, so how could any be frequently asked? Anyway, if you have a question, e-mail it to satgs@cox.net and I’ll post it (along with an answer and a link to you) after I get a few of them.
I got a hit last week when someone googled “why sarah keeps trying to make me do work”. Gabe is that you?
I am also getting a ton of hits for “Brad Pitt” on Google Image Searches. I don’t know why. I posted a link to a picture of him on another website six or seven months ago.
Okay, go read this post on Sweet Juniper! and then come right back here. Did anybody NOT click on the link that said bosomy? How could you not click on that link? Impossible.
It’s like two birds with one stone.
1) You get to see a vacation picture just as I promised.
2) I expect that my traffic will go through the roof with a title like this.
Won’t all the people looking for hot girl on girl action be disappointed? Sorry. It really is twins in the shower though. It isn’t like I’m a liar.
