Can’t talk – hotel not childproof.

The four of us are leaving after Gabe gets home from work. We’re driving to Florida. I know that Cynical Dad says that 286 miles is too far. So I think he pooped a little bit when I told his we were driving over 1000 (1046 to be exact). Don’t panic people, I have a [...]

Alison is having a baby right now.

Today, at playgroup, Claudia had a triangle. I said (becuase I am painfully obvious at times) “Is that a triangle?” and Clauida says “One, two, three sides”. And she said it in front of another kid’s Dad! It was transcendent. I felt like a good parent. It turns out they DO listen to the crap [...]

I was talking to Gabe and Mark the other night while I was working on my last post. You know, the meme with the six strange things about me. Mark thought that one of mine should have been that my brother was a contestant on “Super Sloppy Double Dare“. He won, and he (and his [...]

I just got a hit from someone searching “Who peed in my shoe“. Did they really think they could find the answer to that question on the internet?

My cat’s anti-nausea medication is making him throw up.

I got a hate comment the other day that was somebody that was offended that I was writing a post all about me. I’m not sure I understand the problem. It’s my blog, isn’t that what I am supposed to be writing about? Then they insulted my hair cut. Sheesh. Of course they didn’t link [...]

Some people thought that I was brave posting a big hair picture earlier. If you enjoy embarrassing pictures of me today is your day. (See my 8th grade class picture right, Gabe calls this my “Ferris Bueller’s sister picture) Here is a picture of me meeting Nuclear Assault. Here is one of me showing people [...]

A guy in my Spanish class in 10th grade told me this story: Steve was in kindergarten (Steve was the one telling me the story, and he actually told it in first person, but I don’t want to confuse anyone here) and he had a crush on this girl. One day he asked her to [...]