Archive for April, 2006

You guessed it. Somebody searched “Baby Einstein van goat devil” and ended up here.

I don’t think this guy looks like Satan, do you? He’s not very scary. Vincent is a good guy that loves to paint.
THIS is scary.

(and only slightly unrelated)
Oh Google Image Search, how I love thee.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
4:02 pm |

April 26, 2006 | Sports
I’m sorry to be so football-centric today, but I just read that Brett Favre has decided to play another year. It makes me sad. Brett Favre is going to end up like Joey. Sad. Just sad. Does he really think he is going to win another Super Bowl? Does he hate Aaron Rodgers? Does he want to lose the use of his thumb permanently? Gambling debt? Anyone?
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
2:19 pm |

Ricky Williams has been suspended for a full year. So, let’s see – he will have missed two full season and a hand full of games, and the he will turn 30.
I think Ricky will have to turn to stronger drugs than just regular old pot to kill the pain when he realizes that he wasted his career and didn’t finish his college degree.
(ps – Happy Birthday Tammy)
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
8:54 am |

According to the Deathclock I am going to die on Wednesday, February 28, 2052. Thanks Britt?
PMZ and WT are done for now. I will miss them (and Mister Hand and Meatbag and Jamwall). Kemp and I are working on something new that will be about sports. We’ve got some other cool people on board so far. I’ll let you guys know more when we figure out the details.
I was thinking of doing a FAQ post (because it is trendy, and you know I’d jump off a bridge if Cynical Dad and Metro Dad did too), but nobody ever asks me questions, so how could any be frequently asked? Anyway, if you have a question, e-mail it to satgs@cox.net and I’ll post it (along with an answer and a link to you) after I get a few of them.
I got a hit last week when someone googled “why sarah keeps trying to make me do work”. Gabe is that you?
I am also getting a ton of hits for “Brad Pitt” on Google Image Searches. I don’t know why. I posted a link to a picture of him on another website six or seven months ago.
Okay, go read this post on Sweet Juniper! and then come right back here. Did anybody NOT click on the link that said bosomy? How could you not click on that link? Impossible.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
4:55 pm |


It’s like two birds with one stone.
1) You get to see a vacation picture just as I promised.
2) I expect that my traffic will go through the roof with a title like this.
Won’t all the people looking for hot girl on girl action be disappointed? Sorry. It really is twins in the shower though. It isn’t like I’m a liar.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @
10:14 am |