Who I’ve Become and a Mystery

This morning Klaus and I are going to an internist to get an ultrasound. Yes, I am now the person who takes their cat to an internist. Does anybody know if you are supposed to feed a cat before an ultrasound? I was just telling Becky and Bridgette that this is something I should know, [...]

Randomness Part 32

If you are a Hunter S. Thompson fan, go check out Gonzowear. We sent a Gonzo onesie over for Alison’s new baby. Sadly you either have to be full grown or very small to wear gonzowear. The Goon Squad will have to wait until they are bigger to show their support for The Good Doctor. [...]

I can’t even think of a reason why ONE person would try to eat a basket.

What on Earth is wrong with my children? Maybe I should be getting them more fiber.

This headline is killing me.

Click on the post title to link to the article entitled (snicker) “Humble Wang Returns to China after NBA Career Falters” (snort). I told you guys that I was immature.

Double Cheese

Dorks.

Quick Update

Ugh. Klaus (my cat for those who haven’t been following along) had to do a series of barium swallows and he ended up having surgery to remove a blockage which turned out not to be there. He had been in and out of the hospital since Friday. He is home now, but he’s not really [...]

A Break

Grandma is here. Hooray! I get to go to the doctor. What is wrong with me? Who gets excited because they get to go to the eye doctor alone? I am getting hard contacts and so I can expect a good amount of discomfort, and yet, I’m looking forward to it. Do you other stay [...]

Son of a…

So what you are trying to tell me is that The Bucs play The Ravens on opening day? And I have access to Ravens tickets? But they are playing the game in Tampa? And I moved to Northern Virginia? And The Redskins also play Tampa? In Tampa? And Klaus is pulling a Linda Blair, and [...]

Cat Tales

The downside to having a minivan (and I love my minivan) is that in order to get things out of the trunk you have to leave the garage door open, because of the way the door flips up. Last night I got back from the hockey game (where the Caps lost to the Hurricanes in [...]

Randomness Part 31

I totally blatantly stole this link from Kemp, but I couldn’t get over it. I’ve heard of sleep-walking, I even read something on CNN about having sex in your sleep, but sleep-divorcing someone? Good news. We gave the kids peanut butter and nobody went into anaphylactic shock. Now I don’t have to worry about peanut [...]

I May Have Mentioned this Before

When I was in 6th grade, Dwight Gooden came to our class to tell us not to do drugs. Was he just trying to make sure there would be some left for him? Oh, I left out the best part. He came with a friend. Darryl Strawberry.

The Post When I Admit I am an Idiot (Part 1)

Okay. I have had this blog for about nine months now. I have mastered posting, and posting pictures, and linking. I even figured out how to pay people to make my blog look pretty. Or in the case of old friends from college, get them to make my blog look pretty for free). What I [...]