The Squad and I went to Trader Joe’s the other day. I am always excited when we go there, because we didn’t have one near our house in Tampa, and everyone is always telling me how great it is.
You can’t even buy scallions there. I was so disappointed. Plus I had a hard time finding a kind of beer I liked there. And I’m not that picky.
And to add isult to injury, I bought some blackberries there that Ian ate way to fast and he puked a ton of blackberries up in the dining room.
I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to throw away the towels I used to clean up the mess.
Damn you Trader Joes.
(ps – If I like the wine I bought all will be forgiven. Except really, you should have scallions)