Hallelujah!

I’d like to thank everyone (especially Laurie) for your support and suggestions on how to go about recovering my lost pictures. Fortunately, my brilliant husband fixed it all by himself. And thank the Gods… what if I had lost this gem? Please refer any questions you may have about what the hell you are seeing [...]

Randomness Part 36

Poor Dutch.His Sweet Juniper is calling The President “dada”. If you don’t read Cheeky’s Hideaway already, go over there and at least watch this video. I know you’ve been dying to know what alias you would use if you ever needed to pretend you didn’t have herpes. Look no further – it’s the Ron Mexico [...]

Weekend Word Challenge #3

This is my entry for Odd Mix’s Weekend Word Challenge #3. The words were “mirror” and “missing”. Mirror In a cruel act of irony, my computer decided to eat all of the pictures I had in my iphoto library from January until May 5, so my picture of “missing” is, in fact, missing. Sigh.

Pneumatic Tools

Get it?

Baby Bird

Am I the only one that plays this game with their kids? I’ll have a pretzel sticking out of my mouth and I say “Baby Bird!” and one of the kids will take the pretzel out of mouth with his/her mouth. You know, like a bird feeds it’s babies except the food I give them [...]

Two Year Check-Up

We went this morning for The Goon Squad’s two year doctor’s appointment. They are both tall for their age, they are both in the 60th percentile for weight and they both have 102 degree fevers and strep throat. What the hell? They were fine yesterday. I’ve had this doctor’s appointment scheduled for six weeks. How [...]

Jr?

No, I’m not pregnant. Last night as I was trying to fall asleep and my thoughts were wandering I started thinking about a friend I had in Jr. High. She was named after her mother. Now, I have absolutely no problem with a woman naming her daughter after herself. It isn’t a traditionally accepted thing [...]

What We Do ALL DAY LONG

Ever since Monday, this is the game that Claudia wants to play ad nauseam. It usually goes pretty well, unless Ian’s baby wants the red bowl… … or the green cup, or the fork on the left. The day I found out I was going to have twins, a nurse at my obstetrician’s office (who [...]

Trader This, Joe

The Squad and I went to Trader Joe’s the other day. I am always excited when we go there, because we didn’t have one near our house in Tampa, and everyone is always telling me how great it is. You can’t even buy scallions there. I was so disappointed. Plus I had a hard time [...]

Searches

According to site meter, I have had somewhere around 50 hits from people searching for either “Brad Pitt” or “Brad Pitt cup” on Google Image. The interesting thing is that I’ve never actually posted a picture of Brad Pitt. One time – a long time ago a posted a link to a picture of him. [...]

Ring Around the Rosie

I took this video with my cell phone, so the quality isn’t the best. Anyway, this is where having twins comes in really handy – if someone wants to play Ring Around the Rosie, I don’t have to be involved.

Who was the casting director on this show anyway?

Look, I don’t care if you aren’t a good singer. All I ask is that if you don’t sing well please don’t sing on tv. I’m looking at you Annie.