Housekeeping: It may just be my new contacts, or my old contacts, or both, or the fact that I am going blind in general, but does anyone think I should change my font? Be honest. Karen and I won’t be hurt.
More Housekeeping: There seem to be a lot of Sarahs out there. I think I’m going to start commenting as something besides just “Sarah”. I’ve made myself “Goon Squad Sarah” in a couple of places, but I’m not sure that is who I want to be. What sounds better “Goon Squad Sarah”, or just “SATGS” or “Sarah (Goon Squad)” or “Sarah of the Goon Squad”? Which is the least asshole? Assholey? Assholish? Man, I’m indecisive today.
It occurred to me recently that both my mother and my mother-in-law call everybody named Mia “Maya”. Is that just a coincidence, or do other people do that too?
Mark sent me a picture of my favorite billboard.
Man. We go to Home Depot all of the time. Never once did we get any free drugs with purchase.