Other titles considered for this post:
– Don’t Freak Out – It’s Just Tomato
– I Think We’re Going to Need another UCF Shirt
– It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)
– That Big Cut on His Head is Totally Unrelated to the Gore on His Shirt
In other news, the big cut on his head is from a run in that Ian had with the brick hearth downstairs.
In an unrelated, but ongoing story, I got one of my new contacts stuck in the side of my eye earlier today. I’m glad I didn’t give those bastards that little plunger thingy back. I have no idea what I would have done without it. Maybe I can make a deal with some local eye surgery clinic to put up blogads in exchange for LASIK.
I do have something happier to report. The Goon Squad’s grandparents are taking them for the whole day tomorrow. I am trying to decide if I should a) clean the house, b) get some yardwork done, c) go shopping or to a movie, d) sleep all day long e) just get really, really drunk, or e) get a pedicure and read a book. Maybe we can work out some combination of there things. Either way it will be a nice break.