It turns out that people aren’t searching for Brad Pitt’s Butt. Go figure. If this had been the “Doodlebops Without Makeup” or the “Laurie Berkners Boobs” or “Lazytown” experiment it would have been a smashing success. I have had at least 34 hits regarding the Doodlebops naked faces and eight recent hits for Laurie Berkner without clothes on (more if you count searches for her in compromising positions or other specific parts of her anatomy, including nipples specifically). Brad Pitt’s butt – no so much. The experiment was a bust.
We’ll try another experiment some time in July. I have it on good authority that the way to go is to post an mp3 of a song that the kids are looking for.
In the meantime, I will spare you the entire list (who keeps looking for “goon riding” and what the hell does that mean?), but here are some questions that people searched for that I can answer.
– Should I give Sarah some food?
– who narrates “The Deadliest Catch”? (I got this one twice)
Mike Rowe. I looked it up on imdb.
– Jordy what happened?
He is sixteen, lives in France, and hopes to be a techno star someday.
– calorie intake for rolos candies
Well, there are 228 calories in a package. So if there are 10 in a pack (and I’m just guessing here) it would be 22.8 calories each.
– Did Gabe die in the show “Six Feet Under”?
– Want to join my fantasy football league?
I probably do.
Any other questions?