As is becoming my habit in The Odd Mix Weekly Word Challenge I participated, but I only did one out of two. Here is how I said FEMININE
Maybe Two of You Can Relate to This
June 10, 2006
When I left Florida I left several things. 1) My parents. 2) My friends. 3) My twins club. 4) My fantasy football league. It sounds silly, but do you know how hard it is to get into a good fantasy football league that had a live-in-person draft and plays for money? It’s hard. Nobody ever [...]
Where are we going?
June 10, 2006
My daughter is running around the house saying “Where are we going? Tall mountain. Where are we going? Tall mountain. Where are we going? Tall mountain.” Over and over and over. Dora isn’t even on. The tv isn’t even on. This is why people say you shouldn’t let your kids watch television isn’t it? It [...]
Experiment Update #1 – “The Brad Pitt Butt Traffic Experience”
June 9, 2006
Almost 24 hours later and I still haven’t had any hits for “Brad Pitt’s Butt” or “Brad Pitt’s Ass” images. But guess what I have had image searches for? sousaphone photobloghorsehead picture showing teeth And non-image searches for: vote big nipples free pictureduffy’s subs central florida And three more searches for doodlebops without makeup. So [...]
Smell the Glove
June 9, 2006
Do you ever read something and not think much about it at the time, but then later it comes back to you? The you start thinking about it more and more? My friend, The Queen of Spain had a post calledThe Next Generation of Donna Reed that I just can’t stop thinking about today. Here [...]
My Experiment
June 8, 2006
I get at least three or four hits every day where people are searching for pictures of Brad Pitt. Even more on weekends. They are mostly Google Image searches from foreign countries, often in Europe. Here’s my idea. I am going to post a picture of Brad Pitt’s ass. This may put Blog Explosion out [...]
Isn’t Everything Living Technically Organic Anyway?
June 8, 2006
Some of you aren’t going to like this post. It is about why I hate buying organic food. Every time I buy “organic”, well, 85% of the time I buy organic it is either already rotten (fruit especially) or it has bugs in it (vegetables) and it costs waaaaaaay more. Plus, I don’t think it [...]
Six Strange Things About Ian
June 8, 2006
1) Ian is obsessed with shoes. He makes everyone else in the house wear shoes. Particularly black shoes. I have no idea why. 2) Ian loves to take medicine. I’m not kidding. If Claudia gets medicine (of any variety) and Ian doesn’t, he will cry. This makes me nervous for his teen years. I’m suddenly [...]
For your mid-week viewing pleasure – more searches
June 7, 2006
Here are few more in a series on my ongoing fascination with my Site Meter and seeing what search words and phrases bring people here. The issues with capitalization are not my own. Oddly Specific huggies overnites diapers in buffalo Stuff I Don’t Have For Sure photobucket ass amani dance clips la clippers jr. jam [...]
Polling Parents
June 6, 2006
Here’s a question for all of you parents? Have you ever taken you children out in public (and I’m not counting the doctor or a pajama party) in their pajamas? You can probably guess why I’m asking. The boy changed into his shorts this morning but flatly refused to change his shirt. It went kind [...]
Randomness Part 38
June 6, 2006
Happy 6-6-6 everybody! It’s perfect for pancakes. (Thanks Kaiser) Man, I wish these still fit her. Did you know that if you type “that is my foot” into Google’s blogsearch, I am the #1 search result? I don’t really know that much about art. I only know enough to understand that I hate Thomas Kinkade, [...]
WWC Week 5
June 5, 2006
My submission for The Weekend Word Challenge for The Odd Mix: Following with my 80′s metal theme (lately anyway) I’ve chosen this photograph to represent TRAGEDY. (Yes, I just took a picture of my “Theatre of Pain” CD. I’m the lamest. Just be glad I couldn’t find an old Triumph tape or there would be [...]
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