Randomness Part 42

The Kaiser always find the best news articles. Here is one he sent me the other day. The subject line was “Greatest DUI Arrest ever”

Mark’s mom doesn’t think we should go party in Adams Morgan.

You may have already seen this (several people sent me this link and I also saw it over on who is a lover of all things “Hoff”) but if not – David Hasselhoff wants you to jump in his car.

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  1. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    First I read the “Greatest DUI Ever” and chuckled thinking to myself…”Who knew masturbating, drinking and driving could cause an accident. MORON!”

    Then, OMG, then I saw “Jump in my car” and I wanted nothing more that to turn it off but I couldn’t stop laughing. Seriously, that was the worst thing I think I’ve ever seen, and heard. It was hysterical.

    Thanks for the Monday morning laughs!!!

  2. Is it normal to drive and masterbate? I’m just wondering if this is a typical guy practice

  3. I’m not sure which is more disturbing: the “Don’t Hassel the Hoff” tee shirt or the fact that he’s “driving” on the English side of the car.

    Maybe Eddie Griffin can do a cover of the song entitled “Fap Fap Fap In My Car”

    I won’t be able to hear the term “inattentive driving” without snickering from now on.

  4. And to think my mom just sends me clippings of all the birth announcements of girls I went to school with, all decorated with little smiley faces and flowers that if you look closely enough seem to spell the words “hint hint!” It would be SO MUCH COOLER if she could find clippings that described the Chicago version of the “devil’s playground.”

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