Me: If I change the sheets, do you think it guarantees Claudia puking in our bed tonight?
Gabe: Yes. Yes, I do.
Me: Okay, I won’t change them.
She threw up in our bed anyway.
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July 23, 2006
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I thought it was The Boy who puked all the time. What’s up with Claudia?
LOL.. ah man. that sucks
Our sheets are clean, but maybe the next time I don’t want to change them, I will tell my husband that Claudia might barf in our bed if I do. Then he can change them. I like clean sheets, I just don’t like trying to fit them on our mattress. Two things I will never agree to be a subject of a video:
1. putting clean sheets on our bed.*
2. putting on pantyhose.*
*Unless the money is really really good and an equal amount of it is given to the charity of my choice.
I have the puking in my bed thing down to a science….
I cover all sheets in toweles. Then when a little one throws up, I replace the towel with another one…throw it in the washer and go back to bed.
At least you didn’t wash them only to have to wash them again. Might as well look on the bright side, eh?
That is one of those no win situations. At least you didn’t go through the whole ordeal of changing the sheets and then her throwing up in them.
Love that. It’s so true. I feel like a hotel maid on some occasions. Especially when she AND the dog puke!
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I’m washing sheets right now. Pee, not puke.
I’d also like to point out that if I don’t wash them now, they may never get washed due to the possibility of rolling blackouts here later. Whoo freaking hoo.
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