Archives for August 2006

Draft: Recap

I did end up taking Cadillac Williams in the first round (as predicted) and I only took a small amount of shit for it. I think people were still being semi-polite in the first round. It was kind of confusing because half of us were on a conference call and the other half were chatting […]

Let the trash talking begin!

I have my fantasy football draft tonight. Woo hoo! But this isn’t just ANY regular fantasy football draft. This is a blogger draft. That’s right. You heard me. I’ll be on a conference call with other dorks cool cats just like me. So if any of you were wondering who I will be taking money […]

It’s a Twin Thang – I Wouldn’t Understand

Here is The Goon Squad’s favorite joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apple. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha… I’m not kidding. That is the whole joke. I don’t get get it either. They both tell it to each other (and other puzzled looking people) all of the time. They both crack up, all of the time. […]

Why would you even want to find that?

Okay. Who the hell keeps searching for “wonder pets ringtone”? Seriously. Like that song doesn’t get stuck in your head enough as it is? I tried to find it for those of you who are lucky enough to not already know it, but I didn’t find it. (But I did find The Wonder Pets Go […]

Randomness Part 48

You guys aren’t going to believe this, but Tammie made pictures of the human reproductive system using candy. I’m serious. Go look. Last week I got a hit when somebody typed in this question “Does Tori Amos like Helmet?” Um. I don’t know. Karl has inspired me. Send me a picture of yourself (or your […]

Why I Felt Old Today

I felt old today because the ambient music in the grocery store was “Blitzkrieg Bop”. Not even muzak or anything, just The Ramones. Uncensored. How un-punk is that?

Son of a Bitch

All the Holy Wars can stop now. Clearly, there is no God. How do I know? Here is the story. I knew when I moved to Virginia that I probably wouldn’t be able to go to any Bucs games this year. I knew that the Tampa Bay games wouldn’t be on tv every Sunday. No […]

It is EXACTLY what it looks like.

It is Ian riding a Barbie Vespa – with helmet.

This one is mostly for my male readers.

Gabe just sent me this link. It is an advertisement for power tools. I don’t know why they banned this commercial. I mean – they’re wearing safety goggles. Anyway, if you like tools and boobs (and a lot of booty) the link above is the link for you. Enjoy.

Pluto Little Pluto was the Farthest Planet From the Sun (Ooh Hoo)

Okay, all you scientists. It is time to come clean. How many frigging planets are there? Last week they tell me there are 12 planets, and now they are trying to tell me that Pluto isn’t a planet at all? What the hell? How many are there? What am I supposed to tell my children? […]

Love Thursday

Karen over at Chookooloonks is celebrating another Love Thursday. I thought I would play along this week. Last week, The Queen of Spain mentioned it was her anniversary. That had me thinking – The Queen and The Kaiser got married on my “dating anniversary” with Gabe. On their wedding day Gabe and I had only […]

My Daughter, The Temptation

Claudia learned a new trick yesterday. She has been doing it all day. I can’t find it anywhere on the milestone charts. She learned the hand roll dance move. Now I guess we just have to teach her to do the rest of “The Hustle”.