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Riddle Me This
August 9, 2006
That's right. You heard me.
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I live in the Washington DC Metro Area with my husband, six year old boy/girl twins (aka The Goon Squad) and two loud cats. [Read More …]
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You obviously should never, ever, vacuum again.
Crazy talk indeed woman!
Have you switched from an upright to a canister? I know my son thought the canister was a housepet for a while. I have the video of him trying to rub its belly to prove it. First sign that my child is becoming a hellish tween, we are breaking out hte home movies for his friends.
They’re just messing with you. They’ve found a great opportunity to scream, is all.
How do I know?
You don’t want to know. All you need to know is that my kids are 5 and 3 and I avoid the vacuum at all cost.
Ours hates it too. That’s now my excuse as to why I DON”T clean!
Whatever you do, DON’T spend more time cleaning your house unless all else fails. More house cleaning should only be a LAST resort.
Vacuum? What’s a vacuum?
Rats! Becky took my line…
Remember, since they’re twins, they DO conspire against both of you, even at the tender age of two.
As a father of twins who are already 4 (oh my god they start school in 2 weeks), let me give you my motto: ‘It gets so much worse than this.’
Raisin hates the vacuum, too — perhaps the conspiracy goes beyond your twins, and includes all 2-year-olds?
How dumb am I that I didn’t grasp the simple solution of NOT vacuuming? Genius.