Draft: Recap

I did end up taking Cadillac Williams in the first round (as predicted) and I only took a small amount of shit for it. I think people were still being semi-polite in the first round.

It was kind of confusing because half of us were on a conference call and the other half were chatting drafting online. Sometimes it was like reading a book and watching tv at the same time. It was like I couldn’t fully concentrate on anything, but I know there was talk of Erin’s boobs, scotch, Jeff George, children, strippers, and tea parties. (Don’t ask me. I told you I didn’t know what was going on already.)

Funniest part of the night: The Kaiser had to draft on autopilot when he was on his way home from work. He got David Carr and Mark Brunell in back to back picks. I wonder if you can sue CBS Sportsline for crappy rankings?

For those of you who care, here is what I ended up with:
QB Carson Palmer
QB Aaron Brooks
RB Carnell Williams
RB Reggie Bush
RB Thomas Jones
RB T.J. Duckett
WR Hines Ward
WR Derrick Mason
WR Braylon Edwards
WR Ashley Lelie
TE Randy McMichael
K Adam Vinatieri
K John Kasay
D Dolphins
D Cardinals (shut up – they play Green Bay on Miami’s bye week)

Feel free to make fun of me or praise me as you see fit. I won’t know anyway. I’ll be driving the kids to the beach where I may or may not be able to get online.

If I don’t talk to you until Monday – have a happy Labor Day weekend and Happy Birthday Mom! Sorry that we couldn’t be in Florida for your birthday, but I can see that you have sent Ernesto up to punish us for our insolence.

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  1. I had Williams down as my first pick, luckily you drafted before I did.

    Though you’re still going down…

    And interestingly enough, I didn’t draft ONE Rams or ONE Bears player… odd, isn’t it?

  2. Ok, the Kaiser is cleaning up the kitchen this morning because this house is such a wreck from my need to pay attentnion to EVERY. SINGLE. DRAFT. Moment. I think he’s giving me the stink eye.

  3. May the best (wo)man win!

  4. Please tell me no one picked that bitch Jeff George.
    I once attended a party, during the tour of said party house the host said “and Jeff George once had sex on this bed.”
    So not a selling point of the room, in my opinion.

  5. Hey, I took Brunell in my other league as a bye week filler, because they play The Titans in DC. Easy points. Now, if Brady goes down. I’m totally fucked.

  6. I’ve always wanted to do a fantasy football league…

    Vinatieri? Lucky girl.

    And to BIYF…If Brady goes down? Shhhh, please don’t jinx a team that has Troy Brown as it’s third quarterback…

  7. enough of this football, can you please make a massive Steve Irwin shrine on your blog

  8. Is that Adam Vinatieri of the Broken Foot Vinatieris?

    Carson Palmer AND Reggie Bush? What, Leinart and Keyshawn were taken already?

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