I bet I’m the only one of us who has ever uttered this phrase.

“Ian! Do not play your guitar with that carrot!”

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  1. No… but I have said something similar…

    “The PB, don’t play the drums with that carrot.”

    True story…

  2. That reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Bobby plays on Hank’s guitar with a piece of cheese, claiming he’s Eddie Cheddar.

  3. LMAO I don’t know what it is tonight, but I have come across the funniest things. Lucky me! I needed it!

  4. I HAVE said “Don’t write on that good book with a carrot! We DO NOT write on good books with carrots!”

    As though we write on other, lesser quality books with carrots.

  5. You may be right Sarah, but I am almost sure Billy Duffy from The Cult said ‘Ian do not play MY guitar with that carrot.” to Ian Astbury. But I may be wrong.

  6. Lord I hope so!

  7. And may you be the last person to ever do so

  8. Oh no, I find myself saying that at least once or twice a week around here.

  9. Yes, you win on that one!

  10. Actually I just said that the other day, except replace guitar with stuffed bunny.

  11. Oh the things they make us say! My collection includes, “Quit milking the dog!” and “Don’t rub bread on your face!” At least it’s never boring, right?

  12. This has nothing to do with your post. I just finished watching the Bucs game and I figured you had too. If I had a beer in front of me, I’d be weeping in it.

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