Comments on: Sometimes I Wish I Was Making This Stuff Up http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/ That's right. You heard me. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:55:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Victor http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5343 Victor Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:30:42 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5343 "I am screwing mommy." I have been using that one for years. When I was in college I kept a screw driver near my bed and would pull that same prank. The weird thing is that when you are 19 it doesn't come across as endearing it is more... what was the word she used? "SCARY!" “I am screwing mommy.”

I have been using that one for years. When I was in college I kept a screw driver near my bed and would pull that same prank. The weird thing is that when you are 19 it doesn’t come across as endearing it is more… what was the word she used? “SCARY!”

]]> By: Kristen http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5342 Kristen Wed, 20 Sep 2006 19:13:08 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5342 Yeah, I have to draw the line when I reach the point in my head where I realize my giving the child more graphic information may not have any added value at this stage in his life. Of course, by that point, I've already provided lots of ammunition for him. Sigh. Yeah, I have to draw the line when I reach the point in my head where I realize my giving the child more graphic information may not have any added value at this stage in his life. Of course, by that point, I’ve already provided lots of ammunition for him. Sigh.

]]> By: TB http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5341 TB Wed, 20 Sep 2006 15:57:27 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5341 He's a pistol. Do you think boys are easier or harder than girls? He’s a pistol. Do you think boys are easier or harder than girls?

]]> By: Micki http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5340 Micki Mon, 18 Sep 2006 17:56:26 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5340 Ok," I'm screwing Mommy beats" "beaver dam" anyday... I choked on diet coke..lolol Ok,” I’m screwing Mommy beats” “beaver dam” anyday…
I choked on diet coke..lolol

]]> By: Gidge http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5339 Gidge Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:54:04 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5339 Louis used to spend a LOT of time wondering what happened to my penis. He once walked in on my in the bathroom, and then came back and said "when you are done shaving your vagina can I have some juice?" ummmm....yeah..... Louis used to spend a LOT of time wondering what happened to my penis. He once walked in on my in the bathroom, and then came back and said “when you are done shaving your vagina can I have some juice?”
ummmm….yeah…..

]]> By: Devra http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5338 Devra Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:16:08 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5338 Things I said to Ian in Target: "Ian, when we are done with your mom's list, then you can cry." "Your mom is not a toilet." "You are 'up', you are riding in the cart and elevated from the ground. That counts as 'up'" met with look of confusion. And one Sarah quote "I think I am going to start using pullups." to which I responded "I think they might be small on you. Are you sure you just can't use Depends like other people?" I wish I could remember more, but it took a while for my coffee to kick in and my memory is a bit foggy prior to that. Things I said to Ian in Target:

“Ian, when we are done with your mom’s list, then you can cry.”

“Your mom is not a toilet.”

“You are ‘up’, you are riding in the cart and elevated from the ground. That counts as ‘up’” met with look of confusion.

And one Sarah quote “I think I am going to start using pullups.” to which I responded “I think they might be small on you. Are you sure you just can’t use Depends like other people?”

I wish I could remember more, but it took a while for my coffee to kick in and my memory is a bit foggy prior to that.

]]> By: lumpyheadsmom http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5337 lumpyheadsmom Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:42:17 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5337 Ian True Story From 9/15/06 #4: Ratting Out Mommy Ian: Mommy raced Mickey Mouse. Me: ???? [Thinking: Did she win?] Sarah erased an episode of the Mickey Mouse Club on the Tivo, and Ian is apparently so scarred by this he's telling random houseguests about it. Ian True Story From 9/15/06 #4: Ratting Out Mommy

Ian: Mommy raced Mickey Mouse.
Me: ???? [Thinking: Did she win?]

Sarah erased an episode of the Mickey Mouse Club on the Tivo, and Ian is apparently so scarred by this he’s telling random houseguests about it.

]]> By: Elizabeth http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5336 Elizabeth Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:19:53 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5336 I've already had to explain periods, I don't think I'm ready for explaining where the tampon goes. I have my own bathroom so they don't see them in the trash. I wish I could go to Target with you and Devra. Take a picture next time, 'kay? I’ve already had to explain periods, I don’t think I’m ready for explaining where the tampon goes. I have my own bathroom so they don’t see them in the trash.

I wish I could go to Target with you and Devra. Take a picture next time, ‘kay?

]]> By: Chris http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5335 Chris Sat, 16 Sep 2006 00:56:10 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5335 Kids say the darndest things. At least that's what The Cos says. Kids say the darndest things. At least that’s what The Cos says.

]]> By: Lance http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/comment-page-1/#comment-5334 Lance Fri, 15 Sep 2006 23:11:34 +0000 http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/2006/09/15/sometimes-i-wish-i-was-making-this-stuff-up/#comment-5334 Can't..........Stop.........Laughing...........tears Can’t……….Stop………Laughing………..tears

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