Knock Knock Vote

Okay, since I have no idea how to put up a poll, you people are going to have to vote in the comment section.

I am going to post two different knock knock jokes and you tell me which one makes you laugh harder.

Ian’s joke:

Claudia’s Joke:

Can you also please leave me a better knock knock joke that I can teach two year olds? The only other one I know is the one about the interrupting cow.Moo.

(You tube is giving me trouble, so if the embeds aren’t working just use the links.)

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  1. I can’t choose one, they’re both so cute how could I???

    If you get a good Knock Knock joke for 2 year olds, post it. All I can get my kids to say is Knock Knock and then when I say Who’s There they both just start laughing. Amazing what is funny to a 2 year old, eh?

  2. I can’t decide which one I liked better, although I have to give props to Claudia for the unexpected mime in the middle of the joke.

    Ella’s favorite knock knock is the “Orange you glad you’re not a banana?” Her second favorite is the “Boo-hoo” one.

  3. The Boo-Who? is the only one I know. My daughter likes to make up her own…”Who’s there?” “Mustard.” “Mustard who?” “Mustard sausage….bwwaaahahahaahaaahahaaaa!!!”

    I wish I could get in her head sometimes.

  4. They’re both pretty funny…nothing funnier than a two-year-old thinking they’re fantastically funny!

    My children both love the “orange you not a banana?” joke as well. Of course it always led to other fruits being substituted.

  5. Those are both hysterical.

    I vote both.

    This is why polls are better. It avoids responses like this that are totally unhelpful.

  6. They are both hysterically funny – Claudia killed me though. Am I bad for actually picking one instead of being all pussy like and saying both! both! :)

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Pig who?
    Pig yer feet up or you will twip!

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ralph who?
    Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! I’m a dog!

    Thank you very much! Try the veal! I’m here till Thursday!

  7. They both win.

    I love silly jokes, but I can’t think of a knock knock for you.

    But I do have:
    A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: “Why the long face?”

    Where do you find a legless turtle?
    Same place you left him.

    How do you kill a blue elephant?
    Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
    How to you kill a pink elephant?
    Nope, not a pink elephant gun…Squeeze his neck until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.


  8. Ian’s made me laugh, though I have to give props to Claudia for originality.

    Sorry, no knock, knock jokes for you. Will come back to see what you have so I can teach them to Emily when she’s older… :)

  9. Try, it’s what we use on TBWA.

    Unfortunately, I can’t view streaming video here at work, but I’ll look at it tonight at home…

  10. Very cute! Can’t decide.

    I’m the worst joke teller in the Universe. I forget the joke right after it has been told to me. Sorry.

  11. Knock knock
    whos there
    lettuce who?
    lettuce in its cold out here!

  12. I liked Claudia’s better. Sorry Ian.

    Here is my joke:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!

  13. Claudia’s version is pretty high-brow for me. After you stopped filming, did she say “The Aristocrats”?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

  14. I like Ian’s shirt.

  15. I’m going with Claudia because her own laugh made me laugh.

  16. i have to say I LOLed at Claudia’s joke, but she was so darn cute with herself cracking up, and the hand gestures were priceless. adorable!

  17. yeah i just watched claudia’s video 3 times. she is SO cute.

  18. While Ian has mastered the art of the joke, Claudia killed me.

  19. I can’t get over how cute their voices are!!

    If you ever want to create a poll go to:

    They even provide you with the code when you’d done creating it.

  20. Poor Ian is going to have a complex if he ever reads these comments LOL I love his passion in the telling of the joke but Claudia’s laughter at her own joke is freaking hilarious. My son does the same thing, can’t get through the joke w/o cracking himself up leaving us to wonder what the hell is in his head.

    Both of them are too damn cute.

  21. CLAUDIA CLAUDIA (sorry man)

    And the latest at our house — we got it down like 80% now…

    Knock knock — who’s there — Tanga — [Tanga Who] — No not Tanga Who Kangarooooooooooo!

    Its the stuff in brackets that gets skipped in the rush to get to the bossy part, go figure.

  22. I don’t know that I can decide, I was loving the cuteness too much to even understand the jokes.

    The Boo Hoo one is a favorite one at my house. Oh and one about Minnie Mouses underwears, but I’ve never heard it the whole way thru by anyone, where it made sense, so I don’t know if she made it up or not. You know i bet you could google it and find some.

  23. I loved hearing Ian’s little voice, but Claudia was just so cute.

    I must be getting old, because I don’t get the “interrupting moo” joke. My boys still think the “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” joke is hilarious.

  24. Sorry, what was the question? All the cuteness has given me amnesia.

  25. This is really really tough. Ian has better form and more strictly adheres to the knock knock format, but Claudia’s made me laugh harder with the knock knock hand gestures and the knock knock dance.

  26. Little guy’s favorite is a potty training knock, knock

    KK, WT? Mango. Mango who? Man go potty standing up.

    We also love boo hoo.

  27. I cannot possibly choose between the two as I do not want to be accused of favoritism when they grow up, google and find this post.

    Knock Knock?
    Who’s there?
    Cantelope who?
    Cantelope tonight, my father’s watching.

  28. I (too) laughed out loud at Claudia’s version… They’re both too cute for words, though! I don’t know any knock knock jokes that aren’t x-rated, so I’ll keep my mouth shut..

  29. The interrupting cow joke has become a classic at our house. I don’t know that anything can top that!

  30. I have to go with Claudia. Her giggle is just too cute. But Ian was cute too. And, I, too, am terrible with jokes.

  31. I vote for Claudia because she really “sells it” with the use of pantomiming actually knocking on a door.

    My favorite knock knock joke may not go over with the young crowd. But they might appreciate it when they are older:

    Me: Knock knock.
    You: Who’s there?
    Me: Control Freak — now you say “Control Freak who?”

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