October 17, 2006
Okay, since I have no idea how to put up a poll, you people are going to have to vote in the comment section.
I am going to post two different knock knock jokes and you tell me which one makes you laugh harder.
Can you also please leave me a better knock knock joke that I can teach two year olds? The only other one I know is the one about the interrupting cow.Moo.
(You tube is giving me trouble, so if the embeds aren’t working just use the links.)
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October 17th, 2006 at 9:01 am, Kristin Says:
I can’t choose one, they’re both so cute how could I???
If you get a good Knock Knock joke for 2 year olds, post it. All I can get my kids to say is Knock Knock and then when I say Who’s There they both just start laughing. Amazing what is funny to a 2 year old, eh?
October 17th, 2006 at 9:15 am, misfithausfrau Says:
I can’t decide which one I liked better, although I have to give props to Claudia for the unexpected mime in the middle of the joke.
Ella’s favorite knock knock is the “Orange you glad you’re not a banana?” Her second favorite is the “Boo-hoo” one.
October 17th, 2006 at 9:30 am, merseydotes Says:
The Boo-Who? is the only one I know. My daughter likes to make up her own…”Who’s there?” “Mustard.” “Mustard who?” “Mustard sausage….bwwaaahahahaahaaahahaaaa!!!”
I wish I could get in her head sometimes.
October 17th, 2006 at 9:42 am, Kelly Says:
They’re both pretty funny…nothing funnier than a two-year-old thinking they’re fantastically funny!
My children both love the “orange you not a banana?” joke as well. Of course it always led to other fruits being substituted.
October 17th, 2006 at 10:11 am, Jonathon Says:
Those are both hysterical.
I vote both.
This is why polls are better. It avoids responses like this that are totally unhelpful.
October 17th, 2006 at 10:13 am, Karen Rani Says:
They are both hysterically funny – Claudia killed me though. Am I bad for actually picking one instead of being all pussy like and saying both! both!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig yer feet up or you will twip!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ralph.
Ralph who?
Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! I’m a dog!
Thank you very much! Try the veal! I’m here till Thursday!
October 17th, 2006 at 10:14 am, Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom Says:
They both win.
I love silly jokes, but I can’t think of a knock knock for you.
But I do have:
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: “Why the long face?”
Where do you find a legless turtle?
Same place you left him.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
How to you kill a pink elephant?
Nope, not a pink elephant gun…Squeeze his neck until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
Sorry.
October 17th, 2006 at 10:26 am, Erin Says:
Ian’s made me laugh, though I have to give props to Claudia for originality.
Sorry, no knock, knock jokes for you. Will come back to see what you have so I can teach them to Emily when she’s older…
October 17th, 2006 at 10:33 am, Kemp Says:
Try pollhost.com, it’s what we use on TBWA.
Unfortunately, I can’t view streaming video here at work, but I’ll look at it tonight at home…
October 17th, 2006 at 11:29 am, tallulah Says:
Very cute! Can’t decide.
I’m the worst joke teller in the Universe. I forget the joke right after it has been told to me. Sorry.
October 17th, 2006 at 12:08 pm, Jenna Says:
Knock knock
whos there
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in its cold out here!
October 17th, 2006 at 12:18 pm, Lance Says:
I liked Claudia’s better. Sorry Ian.
Here is my joke:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!
October 17th, 2006 at 12:56 pm, Lumpyheadsmom Says:
Claudia’s version is pretty high-brow for me. After you stopped filming, did she say “The Aristocrats”?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
October 17th, 2006 at 1:02 pm, Becky Says:
I like Ian’s shirt.
October 17th, 2006 at 1:36 pm, Mayberry Says:
I’m going with Claudia because her own laugh made me laugh.
October 17th, 2006 at 2:18 pm, britt Says:
i have to say I LOLed at Claudia’s joke, but she was so darn cute with herself cracking up, and the hand gestures were priceless. adorable!
October 17th, 2006 at 2:21 pm, britt Says:
yeah i just watched claudia’s video 3 times. she is SO cute.
October 17th, 2006 at 2:30 pm, QofS Says:
While Ian has mastered the art of the joke, Claudia killed me.
October 17th, 2006 at 3:20 pm, Tink Says:
I can’t get over how cute their voices are!!
If you ever want to create a poll go to:
http://www.vizu.com/index.html
They even provide you with the code when you’d done creating it.
October 17th, 2006 at 4:44 pm, Trish Says:
Poor Ian is going to have a complex if he ever reads these comments LOL I love his passion in the telling of the joke but Claudia’s laughter at her own joke is freaking hilarious. My son does the same thing, can’t get through the joke w/o cracking himself up leaving us to wonder what the hell is in his head.
Both of them are too damn cute.
October 17th, 2006 at 6:35 pm, mo-wo Says:
CLAUDIA CLAUDIA (sorry man)
And the latest at our house — we got it down like 80% now…
Knock knock — who’s there — Tanga — [Tanga Who] — No not Tanga Who Kangarooooooooooo!
Its the stuff in brackets that gets skipped in the rush to get to the bossy part, go figure.
October 17th, 2006 at 6:57 pm, Melissa Says:
I don’t know that I can decide, I was loving the cuteness too much to even understand the jokes.
The Boo Hoo one is a favorite one at my house. Oh and one about Minnie Mouses underwears, but I’ve never heard it the whole way thru by anyone, where it made sense, so I don’t know if she made it up or not. You know i bet you could google it and find some.
October 17th, 2006 at 9:05 pm, Elizabeth Says:
I loved hearing Ian’s little voice, but Claudia was just so cute.
I must be getting old, because I don’t get the “interrupting moo” joke. My boys still think the “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” joke is hilarious.
October 18th, 2006 at 8:19 am, kara Says:
Sorry, what was the question? All the cuteness has given me amnesia.
October 18th, 2006 at 9:59 am, TB Says:
This is really really tough. Ian has better form and more strictly adheres to the knock knock format, but Claudia’s made me laugh harder with the knock knock hand gestures and the knock knock dance.
October 18th, 2006 at 12:40 pm, Mom at Work Says:
Little guy’s favorite is a potty training knock, knock
KK, WT? Mango. Mango who? Man go potty standing up.
We also love boo hoo.
October 18th, 2006 at 4:19 pm, Devra Says:
I cannot possibly choose between the two as I do not want to be accused of favoritism when they grow up, google and find this post.
Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Cantelope.
Cantelope who?
Cantelope tonight, my father’s watching.
October 19th, 2006 at 7:39 am, Scholiast Says:
I (too) laughed out loud at Claudia’s version… They’re both too cute for words, though! I don’t know any knock knock jokes that aren’t x-rated, so I’ll keep my mouth shut..
October 19th, 2006 at 9:34 am, Anne Glamore Says:
The interrupting cow joke has become a classic at our house. I don’t know that anything can top that!
October 19th, 2006 at 10:01 am, Jay Says:
I have to go with Claudia. Her giggle is just too cute. But Ian was cute too. And, I, too, am terrible with jokes.
October 21st, 2006 at 10:26 pm, Nicky Says:
I vote for Claudia because she really “sells it” with the use of pantomiming actually knocking on a door.
My favorite knock knock joke may not go over with the young crowd. But they might appreciate it when they are older:
Me: Knock knock.
You: Who’s there?
Me: Control Freak — now you say “Control Freak who?”