Here is how I know for sure I married the right person: We have some out of town company who also happen to be Bucs fans. This is fortunate for them because it tends to get a little bit cultish around here on Sundays. This coming up Sunday Tampa Bay plays at 1:00 and Washington [...]
…and then I was so excited that my head exploded.
October 19, 2006
IT’S HERE! Remember when I told you that I won (okay, technically Erin won it for me) an iPod on Blingo?Here it is. Isn’t it beautiful? I love it so much that I could cry. Look at how little and cute it is! I’m sorry. I’ll shut up about it now. But I can’t hang [...]
Randomness Part 56
October 17, 2006
I got a spam comment this week from “mexican xanax” and now I have so many questions. Is Mexican Xanax different than say, Canadian Xanax? Is it different because it is animate and can type spam messages? Does it speak English, because if not, there is no reason for me to even click on the [...]
Knock Knock Vote
October 17, 2006
Okay, since I have no idea how to put up a poll, you people are going to have to vote in the comment section. I am going to post two different knock knock jokes and you tell me which one makes you laugh harder. Ian’s joke: Claudia’s Joke: Can you also please leave me a [...]
It Was Seven Years Ago Today
October 16, 2006
A lot of things have changed in my life in the last seven years. Seven years ago today I had a job in sales in Tampa. I lived in a crappy little apartment and I was really worried because it looked like Hurricane Irene was going to ruin my outdoor wedding. Today I am a [...]
Gross.
October 15, 2006
I just went out to get the newspaper and I stepped on a dead bird in my driveway. It squeaked a little bit like a cat toy, but nope – dead bird. Ew. I just thought I’d share that with you guys. There is a dead bird in my driveway. It is little and cute [...]
Randomness Part 55
October 14, 2006
Rob’s kids posed for the funniest ultrasound picture I have ever seen. Help Screech! (Thanks Mark – Mark seems to have a lot of information on Dustin Diamond, don’t you think?) Do you guys tip the person who washes you hair at the salon? I never know what is appropriate. Is anybody getting rid of [...]
What We Did this Morning (Instead of Watching TV)
October 13, 2006
Apparently Ian didn’t feel like it was necessary to wear pants even though we had company. Do these other kids look familiar to you? They might. They are Shepherd and Mia. (also see Mia.) I made the mistake of taking this picture at the end of the morning if you think these kids (and by [...]
Like Mother Like Son
October 12, 2006
Tuesday was my first day co-opping at The Goon Squad’s preschool. It went pretty well except Ian bit three people. Yeah. I know. He had never bitten anybody at school before Tuesday. They were pretty bad bites too. You could still see the teeth marks on one kid when his mom came to pick him [...]
Sweater in a Bush
October 11, 2006
When I dropped The Goon Squad off at preschool this morning something strange happened. As we were walking up to the school from the parking lot we passed a big bush. This particular bush had a sweater hanging in it. This particular sweater appeared to be mine. Did I even know my sweater was missing? [...]
You Were Wondering About Searches Again, Weren’t You?
October 10, 2006
Because it is clear to me that you have all been on the edge of your seats wondering What have people searched for in the past two weeks to end up on Sarah’s blog? I am dying to know. – a woman pooed herself Classy. – wendy the builder gay You know, just because a [...]
Randomness Part 54
October 9, 2006
For the rest of you parents out there who are also forced to watch “The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse”: Don’t you think calling someone a Mousketool is the best insult ever? This morning I went to the grocery store then the kids and I ate lunch and when I went back online (seriously, no more than [...]
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