I know what it is (it shoots out balls for batting practice) and I know what it looks like (drug paraphernalia) but go ahead and guess what The Goon Squad thought it was?
If you can figure out what they thought it was I will give you a prize. And then I will question your sanity, because you think like two crazy two year olds.
(And Susan, I haven’t forgotten about your prize. I am just famously bad at mailing things. Plus, I spend too much time online.)