November 13, 2006
Do you want to know what sucks worse than spilling a beer in your lap?
Spilling a good expensive beer in your lap.
Spilling a good dark expensive beer in your lap.
Spilling your last dark expensive beer in your lap.
Do you want to know what sucks worse than spilling your last dark expensive special holiday beer in your lap?
Spilling your last dark expensive special holiday beer in your lap in your nicest chair.
While your husband is watching.
And laughing at you.
Do you want to know what sucks worse than spilling your last dark expensive special holiday beer in your lap in your nicest chair while your husband is watching and laughing at you?
Spilling a really full, really cold last dark expensive special holiday beer in your lap in your nicest chair while your husband is watching and laughing at you.
Oh, and it is even worse if by chance you are wearing a very absorbent pantiliner.
Do you want to know what is good about having a broken camera?
(I guess that question answers itself, doesn’t it?)
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 7:44 pm • Son of a...
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November 13th, 2006 at 8:03 pm, Gidge Says:
I think a really absorbant PAD would have been even worse.
But you might have waddled like a duck, which would’ve been funny.
November 13th, 2006 at 8:24 pm, Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom Says:
Your husband is not very nice for laughing at you during that incident. tee hee….Did he at least get you another beer?
(My husband would have laughed and made a snide remark too)
November 13th, 2006 at 8:27 pm, Your Mother Says:
What very nice chair…………..?
November 13th, 2006 at 9:49 pm, Elizabeth Says:
Hey, you’ve been reading “The B Book”! Were there any beautiful baboons blowing bubbles biking backwards when you spilled the beer? This might be one of those times when no photo is necessary
November 13th, 2006 at 9:56 pm, lumpyheadsmom Says:
I would say “poor you,” but what I really mean is “poor us,” because we can’t get a picture.
Wait, no. I’m getting a mental picture, and I think it’s probably just as funny.
November 13th, 2006 at 10:58 pm, Karen Rani Says:
I’m gonna buy a camera for Gabe. Cuz you KNOW this won’t be the last time this happens.
November 13th, 2006 at 11:08 pm, Michelle Says:
think of it as a little bit of beer for da homies……
it just went on you and the chair vs the floor. next time aim for the mouth
November 13th, 2006 at 11:23 pm, Lance Says:
Sorry Sarah…
I’m laughing at you right now too!
November 13th, 2006 at 11:44 pm, Mandy Says:
Your vulva was thirsty.
November 14th, 2006 at 1:54 am, Trish Says:
I believe we used to call that a party foul and/or alcohol abuse. My husband would have tried to save the beer then start laughing. That is, if he knew you and knew you wouldn’t kick his arse for what would seem like a tackler coming at ya. Ya know.
November 14th, 2006 at 9:37 am, Erin Says:
Sarah I am very sorry to say that I laughed, too. Had I been there, I would have been laughing while on my way into the kitchen to get you a towel to help clean up the mess.
My husband also laughs at me when I spill something on myself. This happens frequently, so I am getting used to it. And, the incidences of spillage will increase as my stomach gets bigger with baby #2.
November 14th, 2006 at 10:10 am, merseydotes Says:
It would only be fitting if you had several of the very good dark expensive beers before this last one and were completely wasted. But as the sober sister? Yeah, that sucks.
November 14th, 2006 at 10:30 am, Alison Says:
Do you want to know what sucks worse than spilling your last dark expensive special holiday beer in your lap in your nicest chair while your husband is watching and laughing at you?
Reading a post about your friend spilling her last dark expensive special holiday beer in her lap in her nicest chair while her husband is watching and laughing at her – and wishing that you could have been there to drink some special holiday beer and laugh at her too.
Actually, reading the post didn’t suck. It was quite a fun read. Nice parody.
November 14th, 2006 at 11:06 am, Kelly Says:
LOL…I think I might send you a camera…
November 14th, 2006 at 12:17 pm, Whit Says:
was it SNC still? I’ve got a list of yummy ones so far this year, I should update my beer listings.
November 14th, 2006 at 3:02 pm, Lumpyheadsmom Says:
Over dinner last night Bump said, “I thought that post was really funny, until I got to the part about the pantiliner. Then I got a little uncomfortable.”
A different kind of uncomfortable than the one you were feeling, I’m guessing, but uncomfortable nonetheless.
November 14th, 2006 at 3:15 pm, Sarah Says:
Yeah, I was afraid the guys would feel uncomfortable… but not NEARLY as uncomfotable as I was.
I had originally planned on exaggerating it up to a pad, but I thought it would freak people out.
November 14th, 2006 at 3:18 pm, Devra Says:
I can see the advantage of using pantiliners. They will stay in place as opposed to a napkin which would end up wrapped around the bottle. You are a genious!
Oh wait, I bet you were’t using the pantiliner as a coaster, were you? My bad.
November 14th, 2006 at 6:12 pm, How About Two? Says:
Was it an Anchor Steam Christmas ale? I love that stuff. I’m going to make run to the mega-liquor store and see if the ‘06 is in yet.
November 14th, 2006 at 8:43 pm, Chase Says:
OH my lord that’s priceless!! HAHAHAHHAH! The pantyliner bit made me choke on iced tea. LMAO
November 14th, 2006 at 9:49 pm, Nancy Says:
Oh, I am so sorry. need me to bring over some beer?
November 15th, 2006 at 2:50 am, mo-wo Says:
yeah where are the guy comments?
November 16th, 2006 at 1:36 pm, Her Bad Mother Says:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! LOVE. IT.